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Standoff Ends in Isabella County

An Isabella County man is looking at possible assault charges after he barricaded himself in his home with a gun and hurt a woman. Police say the suspect threatened to shoot police and they had to evacuate the neighborhood.
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Okay, here's my thing. I use to be a substitute aid for the schools in Isabella county and I worked with high risk kids and kids with special needs, and for some reason they gave me kids with emotional impairments (like I could actually deal with kids with emotional impairments-I mean, I'm emotionally impaired myself). Anyway, one of things I told kids when they bragged about how they were going to rob a bank or some such ridiculousness is this certain and undeniable fact:
"If they catch you in the act they will shoot you- or they will hunt you down. Because the police have nothing better to do than, give traffic citations, take care of idiots at the casino, deal with student crap at The University and hunt your butt down."
And in this county they not only have state police, they have the campus cops, they have the reservation cops, and they have the city police. Who's it gonna be?
You can't and won't win.
Everyone knows everyone else, and everyone is looking out their windows. You can't swing a dead, pickled cat and not hit a cop.
It's like the worst place in the world to be a villain.

Which is why they are all in Gotham city and Metropolis hangin out with my dad.

*One eyebrow raises...
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