Friday, January 28, 2011

Only in Northern Michigan


Investigators are looking into a snowmobile crash on Houghton Lake. They believe alcohol played a role in the crash that sent the sled flying into an ice shanty Wednesday.

Ya think?



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Thursday, January 27, 2011

Beautiful Onion and Only in Michigan.


Obama: Aside From All The Weirdos And Freaks Around Here, The State Of The Union Is Strong 01.26.11

WASHINGTON—Citing historical legislative accomplishments, an improving economy, and the American people's resilience in the face of adversity, President Barack Obama declared Tuesday that the state of the union—aside from all the weirdos, freaks, and truly bizarre citizens out there who are 'just really, really strange'—is strong.



 

Gap Between Rich And Poor Named 8th Wonder Of The World

Clippers Trade $6 Million In Cash To Blazers For $4 Million In Cash

It Seems The Hunter Has Become Arrested For Not Having A Gun License

by Rick Knepshield

Well, well, well. How the tables have turned. When I set out to stalk my prey early this morning, who could have predicted that events would unravel as they have?


Worst Person Woman Knows Pregnant


NASA Scientists Plan To Approach Girl By 2018



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Okay, I'm not going to mention the outrage about snowmobile thefts but, where were these guys when my husband and I put our snowmobiles out by the road? HUA!?! PLEASE, we wanted someone to steal the money pits!!!

Prof uncovers secrets of Manhattan Project
Clue....It might be a nuclear bomb.

Federal officials are heading to Traverse City today to discuss the Asian carp problem and give the public a chance to be heard.

Like anything can be done about it.




Saturday, January 22, 2011

I wonder why it's not selling on Ebay?

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Real MOOSE POOP PINK STONE doo earrings jewelry WEIRD

A product of Maine right here in the U.S. of A. Now you know what those folks do during those long New England winters! Bonkers, that's what, collecting moose droppings, drying them, and coating them in polyurethane. I assure you there's NO smell.

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WEIRD/UNUSUAL - WW2 68 YEAR OLD FRUIT CAKE-

Since I have been Unemployed for the past three years I have been cleaning out storage units. I came across this weird and unusual find.

I found a unit in which the owner saved everything. I removed over three thousand pounds of magazines, newspapers, letters and personal papers. this person kept track of all his records and noted everything. In a storage trunk amungst his Military uniform was this wrapped cake and papers indicating he was in the military from 1942 -1942. The cake I can only assume was mailed to him while he was in the Pacific Theater. I have not disected the cake but believe it to be FRUIT CAKE. I did not want to destroy the remaining wrapper. I did actually try a bite. IT tasted like crap, but edible after all these yeaars.LOL.

I give a (30) day return guarantee.


DON'T EAT IT!!! It won't kill you....you'll just wish you were dead....

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This Blu-ray player is by far the worst Sony product I have ever owned!


This Blu-ray player is by far the worst Sony product I have ever owned! This piece of crap most often will not play rental Blu-ray discs. It simply displays "unknown" as the disc and refuses to launch the disc. Sometimes I can turn the power off with the disc in, and when I turn the power back on it might read the disc. I used to hate watching previews, but now I can spend 20-30 minutes (or more!) trying to get this total hunk of crap to recognize the disc! When the disc finally plays I'm now happy to see previews. I called Sony to see about getting it fixed, but they said that it isn't compatible with rental discs. Don't tell Netflix and Redbox, they'll surely be out of business once everyone realizes they can no longer rent discs. Funny thing is I bought "How to train your dragon" for my son and it is often difficult to get it to play. It's only fitting to know that the company that invented blu-ray, can make such a sub-standard product with such lousy customer service! I mean there's nothing like seeing "Unknown" on your screen in HD! If you absolutely want a lousy product that is inferior to my Panasonic VCR then this is the product for you. If you just want to bid on this as a joke, feel free as the product is a joke. Be careful though, reserve is set at $50! Please make sure your friends know about this terrible opportunity! I put in a "Buy it now" price of $200 so that if Sony decides they want to buy it back from me they can know what it is like to spend $200 on a piece of garbage!

Michigan News

VIDEO: Detroit Tigers pay visit to Mt. Pleasant
It was a scene few get to experience...

Don't  go to the Casino, your luck sucks as it is....






Snopes on Storks

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/babyrace.asp
Squat and Push.

http://www.snopes.com/luck/dead.asp
It figures....It would suck, but it figures.




Friday, January 21, 2011

Only in Northern Michigan and imagined in NYC




Avon Products Expanding Cadillac Facility
Because they're such a powerful force anymore in the cosmetics business.

Big, green and glowing: Was it a meteor seen in mid-Michigan and other states?
Whatever it was, it was green.

Yes, this is Michigan my friends.

First thoughts on this:
 1) Could be a meteorite.
 2) Airliner waste dump...Come raining from de sky.
 3) Cloverfield monster....(of course I would want to know who he pissed off to get sent to Michigan).
 4) Superman as an infant?
 5) Tom Cruise



Thursday, January 13, 2011

MICHIGAN: We're livin in Mad Max times up here....

Report: Nation Not Ready For This 01.12.11

WASHINGTON—According to an extremely wary congressional report issued Monday, the nation does not need and is not at all ready for this right now, though it might possibly be worth considering at some point in the future.


History Channel Aborts Kennedys Miniseries

'Oh, my Gosh. I'll always remember this street corner as the place I was when I heard the The Kennedys was canceled.'


James, Wade, Bosh Unveil New Rules For Basketball

The Miami trio reportedly stayed up all night at their secret clubhouse drafting the rules, which they say will make basketball 'a million times cooler and more fun.'



I Really Hope My Local McDonald's Will Participate In This Latest Promotion

by Darren Keith

I was watching television yesterday and a commercial came on saying that for a limited time only, McDonald's is bringing back the Arch Deluxe.

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Only in Friggin Michigan


Nottawa may get new funeral home

♫~ And that's.....What's cool about that~♫

Will Alltel start selling the iPhone? No word, no promises
No iPhones.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Today's Word in Michigan

When 'unstable' means dangerous
Could it be when people in your class say about you, "He's one of those guys that you read on the news went crazy and brought a semi-automatic into class ...."?

The lure of fly fishing never stops BAW HA HA HA !!!!! That took a brilliant- in fact, a total Einstein to come up with that one....
Sounds like the cover of a book with some old guy in waders going out into the middle of a river .

8RBxfE


Like that one.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

ONLY IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN and other collapse prone area's....

Clare Pioneers beat Houghton Lake in bizarre contestIt was the whole pudding, marshmallows, and conjoined donkey business that had onlookers confused....
Crowd arrives early for campsite reservations
Same people that come to our garage sales and say, "You must love it up here...Just like campin!" To which we'd like to reply, "Yes, especially when it snows up to your ass."

Some places will do anything for business.

Gasoline price increases continue

And you say that like it's a shocker or something....



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Friday, January 7, 2011

World gone mad

Week's Headlines Prove World Is Insane

Week's Headlines Prove World Is Insane · TheCypressTimes.com ^ | 05/14/2010 | John G. Winder. Posted on 05/14/2010 1:45:27 PM PDT by ..

And this is news how?

New documents: Hitler-mocking dog enraged Nazis
*snicker*
Analysis shows: Ugly underwear can ruin your day
That's true....It often colors my moods.

Blue M&M dye may mend broken backs

The food dye that gives blue M&M’s their colour can help mend spinal injuries, researchers say.

The compound Brilliant Blue G blocks a chemical that kills healthy spinal cord cells around the damaged area – an event that often causes more irreversible damage than the original injury.

Tourists miss isle after GPS blunder

Two Swedes expecting the golden beaches of the Italian island of Capri got a shock when tourist officials told them they were 650 km (400 miles) off course in the northern town of Carpi, after mistyping the name in their GPS.
Read more…

Suspected drunk mistakes Troop A for hotel

BATON ROUGE, LA (WAFB) – State troopers say a man was arrested Sunday morning after allegedly driving drunk to a state trooper station, mistaking it for a hotel.

Does Lunch At Your PC Make You Eat More? Well, why the heck not?

Does Lunch At Your PC Make You Eat More?

News by Diet Blog
(December 22, 2010) in Health / Dieting

If you eat lunch parked in front of your computer

every day, you need to know that this habit may be boosting your appetite.

Most of us know the advice to avoid eating in front of the TV or computer, but many completely ignore that message.

Wait, I have to finish this burrito...

Does Lunch At Your PC Make Your Eat More?

If you eat lunch parked in front of your computer every day, you need to know that this habit may be boosting your appetite.

Most of us know the advice to avoid eating in front of the TV or computer, but many completely ignore that message.

Well, a recent small study has shown that those who ate lunch while playing a computer game ended up eating more 30 minutes later, than those who had eaten their lunch with no distractions.

Previous studies have demonstrated that distractions at mealtimes lead to eating more, however this study, published in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition, went a little further, showing the effects of this distraction actually last beyond the meal.

You gonna eat that brownie?


Words of Wisdom for a Winters Day in Obama's America

Urban Dictionary: vuja de

The strange feeling that somehow, this has never happened before..

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Happy Snopes Year....

Man Blames Ozzy Osbourne for Traffic Arrest (Associated Press)
An Ohio drunken-driving suspect is blaming his arrest on Ozzy Osbourne.
Man Tried to Register Taxi He Stole (Associated Press)
Authorities in Northern California say a man released from a hospital after a psychiatric evaluation stole a taxi and tried to register it at a Department of Motor Vehicles office.
Dog Gets Head Stuck in Wall (Agence France Presse)
California animal rescue officers were called in after an eight-month old German Shepherd dog mysteriously got his head stuck in a wall.
Man Pulled 2-Year-Old's Teeth with Pliers (The [Louisville] Courier-Journal)
A trial date has been set for a man who authorities say used pliers to pull two teeth from the mouth of his girlfriend's then 2-year-old son.

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/newyears/beliefs.asp
Stupid beliefs related to the New Year.
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/elevator.asp
Horrors-Freakish elevator accident.
http://www.snopes.com/luck/lottery/voided.asp
I don't blame them, everyone will want money or help from you then and you'll have to weigh your friends and relatives intentions.


SLIDESHOW: Panthers' hot shooting hands Chippewas first loss at home
Not only does the Panthers in question have hands.....They're hot.


This can only be explained by exposure to Nuclear fallout.....



Caption of the moment

By Dirigo:


Meanwhile, in the Gulf of Mexico...

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