Thursday, July 9, 2009
Weird Creepy Things that go bump in the night.
I had one psychiatrist treat my obviously Autistic son for Schizophrenia.....Yea.
So be aware....
However, all psychiatry is not done by quacks and people set out to make money on death.
The reason I am writing is this is because I was up one night watching television with my son and we were watching "Sleepless in Seattle" on I think Oxygen.
It's something we don't often do, because I don't like to stay up late, however, it was kind of fun for us... I mean, I have a surround sound and it's an older movie and I know how it ends but it's cute...
So we're watching this movie and suddenly on comes this commercial about Scientology. Which I don't care about. Honestly, if you're that lost to believe it fine. Let's talk sometime and I'll give you some of what I believe since you're so bent on changing my views. If you'll believe in Scientology, what's stopping you from believing in what I believe?
...Oh yea, we have rules. That would be one reason, and it's not always comfortable to be a Christian, that's another.
However, my complaint isn't that there are Scientologist....
My complaint is that they have some seriously creepy PSA's and at 1:30AM it's just not cool.
And for your viewing pleasure here is some other fun watching...And be sure to get creeped out as possible by watching it at like say, three in the morning....
Blaming the Columbine massacre on medication?
Click here.
This one has a kid picking up a prescription for a gun to commit suicide with...
Click here.
On top of that, I went to the CCHR. Org website just for curiosity sake because I was wondering what that was all about...And here's my thing.
Scientologist have it all made up to look like a government organization.
With interviews and everything.
Now mind you, L. Ron Hubbard was discharged from the army and put in a psychiatric hospital, so being as this is who was their founder and also being as this is the same guy that wrote the book, Battlefield Earth, which is post apocalyptic Earth with Klingon look a likes. It does not surprise me that quite possibly L. Ron, had some interesting views on what being in the psych ward of a hospital is like, and possibly not very nice remembrances of said visit.
It does not surprise me that he has some really bad adventures into the drug world. I understand that. I have a son that I took off all behavior mod meds...
However, L.Ron, I was in psych ward for Anorexia, I haven't killed myself yet or other people and hey, I'm not a Scientologist and I take Xanax and I like it.
It's not an answer to believe we are going to be reincarnated or that aliens are the reason for our problems. We cannot believe that we're going to have another 'go round' and that this fixes everything. No one can let go of their past lives if they have never had one.
This is the only trip you get.
You cannot scare people into not helping their children through psychiatry and you cannot fool everyone by making a website look like a carnival ride into a resident evil-like video game without turning someone off or making someone angry.
Granted, there aren't all the answers to all the questions of "why we are the way we are" but then again, I don't think you are anywhere near those answers either, and no L. Ron, you are not God.
So stop it.
AND FOR HEAVENS SAKE....IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A PSA THAT's JUST CREEPY, COULDN'T YOU SHOW IT MIDDAY? Or is that because no one will show it midday?
Because it will turn people off!
Yea.
STOP HARSHING MY BUZZ DUDE!!!
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Sing along with the news and The Onion sings....
If you read it like someone reading a really positive script for a car dealership, then it's funnier than heck.
http://www.9and10news.com
OVERWHELMING SUPPORT TO BRING PRISONERS TO BALDWIN AREA!
TWO BREAK-IN SUSPECTS SET TO BE ARRAIGNED TODAY IN OTSEGO COUNTY!
FUN CONTINUES AT TRAVERSE CITY'S NATIONAL CHERRY FESTIVAL!
Everyone sing!!!
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Nation About Due For Big Cult Suicide
WASHINGTON—The FBI has advised Americans to steel themselves for the grisly details of 'a big group of weirdos knocking themselves off in a bizarre fashion.'
Jilted Hasbro CEO Laughs Coldly As Scrabble Destroys Another Relationship
July 7, 2009 | Issue 45•28
PAWTUCKET, RI—Bitter, maniacal laughter sounded from the eternal winter of Hasbro CEO Mortimer Z. Hassenfeld's office chambers Monday as yet another relationship fell to the diabolical machinations of his company's popular board game Scrabble.
Biden Requests To Be Named Special Envoy To Reno
WASHINGTON—Saying there are national security matters that 'need sorting out down there,' Vice President Joe Biden requested Friday an appointment as special envoy to the city of Reno, NV. Saying he had already done some of the preliminary work necessary to establish relations with the city, Biden assured President Obama that he had even made significant headway with a local dignitary named Candi. 'Though the United States has not, historically, found it necessary to establish diplomatic relations within our own boundaries, the vice president did make a very convincing argument,' White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel said. 'Although I'm not sure why he was so insistent about getting diplomatic immunity for the weekend.' While Obama was noncommittal about the appointment, he did grant Biden the special 26E2BVP license plate the vice president had been asking about for months.
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Friday, July 3, 2009
The Onion and MAN EATEN BY WILD DOGS!!!
| http://www.theonion.com | ||
Area Man Likes FoodFLUSHING, NY—In a surprise announcement, local cab driver Kevin Reilly, 33, confirmed Monday that he likes food. 'I enjoy meats, dairy products, grains, fruits and all manner of desserts,' he said. 'I also like the taste and texture of many snack foods, including Doritos, Munchos and Funyuns.' Reilly wavered on the issue of whether he likes snacks or desserts more. | ||
Modern-Day Martin Luther Nails 95 Comment Cards To IHOP Door
May 21, 2007 | Issue 43•21
SIOUX FALLS, SD—Managers of an area International House of Pancakes discovered 95 comment cards nailed to its front door Sunday, which were later identified as the work of local resident Ronald Lyman, a 53-year-old contractor and onetime regular customer who is calling for wide-scale reform of the venerable chain.
Enlarge Image Modern Day Martin Luther
The self-styled pancake reformer decries IHOP indulgences such as whipped toppings.
"IHOP has grown weak on powdered sugar and fruity garnishes, forsaking the righteousness of its original rib-sticking mission," said Lyman, who nailed his 95 comments to the door shortly before the morning brunch rush, when they would receive maximum exposure. "This house is no longer a house of pancakes—it is a house of lies."
Lyman's 95 cards assail IHOP for what he perceives to be an "unholy alliance" of the sweet and the savory, a dangerously narrowing blueberry-to-batter ratio, hard-to-open butter packets, and an increasingly tall short stack. Fifteen cards alone attack the excessive breadth of syrup selection.
"IHOP is about pancakes, not syrups," card 41 reads. "No pancake can exist drowned in a pool of lingonberry. No man who comes hungry can leave happy on artificial orange-flavored goo."
Lyman said that his pancake fundamentalism is based on "the trinity of griddle-fried batter, butter, and maple syrup, as directed by our breakfast elders more than two score years ago." His beliefs were forged by years of increasing dissatisfaction with the "internationalist" influence within IHOP, which he said stresses flavor over substance.
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Thanks to meQal
Wild Dogs Eat Pickens Co. Man
Ever since watching Bridget Jones Diary, single women all over the world have consistently worried about having this fate....And as fate would have it, it's happened...Only to a 97 year old man.No word yet if he was a spinster living in London, England.....
July 01, 2009
Pope knew the dogs, they belonged to his own nephew. Pope's family says he used to feed the dogs when they would wander over to his house. Sheriff Abston said they have not charged the dog's owner yet and the investigation is still ongoing.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
More past occurrences of insurrection....
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Adrienne Gusoff - "Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out."
I'm sorry I just can't get over this...
If this isn't real, I mean, is this what you want to be remembered for later in life?
Seriously man, people are making stills of this (because I could) and doing it full screen....This is becoming not only peoples backgrounds for their computers but I am almost sure it's become someones Blackberry background as well as some phone backgrounds...Yes Virginia, there are people that juvenile.
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Emo Philips - "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
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Monday, June 29, 2009
Statues of men who are legends in their own minds and WoW claims more psychologically impaired individuals...
I feel that that is so an appropriate response....___________________________________________________
In other news...
Check out This kid...I mean, go outside and get a life kid...Oh man, I would seriously be pondering my next move with this kid....
And it gets better, because Mom apparently did ponder and came to a conclusion... check out what happens when his mother cancels his World of Warcraft account.
I personally like that he tries to stick the remote up his butt...I mean someone somewhere is making that into a background for their computer....Really...That's something I'd be proud of...
Oh and by the way, to the kid doing the video...Wow, your brother's psycho so watch your back...It might be FREAKIN HILARIOUS...(which it is) now, but he doesn't act like he's running on all eight cylinders...
Sunday, June 28, 2009
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