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http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/03/25/Prison-warns-convict-over-fart-attacks/UPI-85771269552935/
Prison warns convict over fart 'attacks'
MALMO, Sweden, March 25 (UPI) -- The warden of a Swedish jail said a prisoner received an official warning for voicing his discontent toward his situation via flatulence.
"I had an upset stomach while I was playing cards but did not want to fart there. So I went over to the guards instead," he was quoted as saying.
The prisoner was issued an official warning and could face punishment for any future attacks of intentional flatulence, Eriksson said.
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