THE ONION and other stuff....

Stouffers To Include Suicide Prevention Tips On Single Serve Microwavable Meals

Report: $14 Trillion Spent Annually On Trying To Look Cool

WASHINGTON輸 report released Monday by the U.S. Department of Commerce revealed that Americans spend an astonishing $14 trillion a year on countless, usually failed attempts to look cool.

Computer Company Started In Garage 30 Years Ago Now In Smaller Garage

Story of my life.

Man From Future Can't Stop Living In The Less-Far-Into-The-Future

Good Night's Sleep Changes Nothing

World's Leading Entomologist Calls For Someone To Get It Off

Scientists Isolate Pepsi-Resistant Gene

Area Baby Doesn't Have Any Friends

Snopes

http://www.snopes.com/glurge/communion.asp

Another reported case of a days-old corpse being discovered under the bed in a hotel room...
GAH!

Michigan Headlines
UPDATE: More fires, Mayor to address cuts
Flint firefighters battled at least 8 fires beginning throughout the night. This comes just one day before 23 firefighters were to be cut.
Go figure?
Cedar Point holding interviews for summer jobs
Come clean toilets!
Mt. Pleasant Offers Incentive to Mail Out Census Forms
We won't come to your door at dinner time if you send in the form...
Census Participation Weak In Parts Of N. MI
It's hard to participate when you can't read and write.

National Headlines!
Threats, obscenities hit Stupak office after vote
More on how the Republican's can act like spoiled children later...
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