Come, melt with me....

Report: Majority Of Americans Just Gotta, You Know, Get Motivated And Do It 03.30.11

WASHINGTON—According to a new report from the National Association of Just Getting Out There and Getting It Done, when it comes to making it happen, a majority of Americans just have to, you know, get motivated and do it.

Even Newt Gingrich A Little Depressed By Prospect Of Him Running For President...

Romantic Pain = Physical Pain

"No way. That would mean that being in love and experiencing physical pleasure would go hand in hand!"

American Dream Declared Dead As Final Believer Gives Up

....and finally a picture of me.

April fools....This is me...

Good idearrrr Harr!!!

http://www.9and10news.com/Category/Story/?id=286576&cID=1. Perfect Prom Dresses in Charlevoix! Girls were hoping to find the perfect prom dress at a very unlikely place, the public library. The youth center held its Second Annual Prom Dress Swap Wednesday afternoon. More than 60 new and used dresses were on hand, donated by people in the community. The dresses ranged in style, colors, and size. If girls found one that fits, it was theirs for free.

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Milk is Breast!

http://www.themorningsun.com/articles/2011/03/30/news/srv0000011244091.txt
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Tacky Crap really....

Royal wedding: lookalikes, unofficial souvenirs and stunts for Kate and William's big day!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/royalty/8319564/Royal-wedding-lookalikes-unofficial-souvenirs-and-stunts-for-Kate-and-Williams-big-day.html

SNOPE!

DON'T OPEN THIS PACKAGE!!!
http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/ups.asp

The Onion....Sometimes....

Last Of 2008 Christmas Puppies Euthanized, Marking Start Of Spring

Are we at all surprised by this?

Cases Of Shaken Manchild Syndrome On The Rise

While frustrated parents may feel driven to violently shake their video game-playing grown children who still live at home, it can have serious medical consequences.

Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish

Jean Anne Whorton goes Beyond The Facts, talking to the high school sophomore who has become a conservative hero for refusing to learn his Spanish vocabulary.

Underfunded Scientists Force Lipstick-Covered Rat With Cancer To Run Through Maze

June 12, 2009 | ISSUE 45•24

What's next?

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Snopes and water....

http://www.snopes.com/politics/science/globalwarming1922.asp
Heads up from long long ago.....

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/solitaire.asp
Proof that not just viewers of CSPAN find government boring!

http://www.snopes.com/science/daylight.asp
Reasons behind why for daylight savings time....

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Vet says animal surgeries should be done in a hospital for animals....

...And not by that Amish guy that just chokes your dog till it passes out and chops off his nuts.... http://www.themorningsun.com/articles/2011/03/17/news/doc4d8129046cb56022863403.txt
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Animal Hoarding?

Meet me at my aunt's house....http://www.9and10news.com/Category/Story/?id=285129&cID=1
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More monkey grunting in Michigans future....

Tim Allen for Pure Michigan...No I'm not kidding! Why would I kid about something as dire as that? http://www.9and10news.com/Category/Story/?id=284994&cID=1
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Who named this place?!?!

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Where ya been?

Good Morning fellow prawns on the high sea of life. I've been sick...Not just sick...uber-sick. So sick that the mere thought of getting on the computer made me moan and roll over into a pool of my own fevered sweat. Yes, that sick. What started out as an unfortunate cold ended up being three weeks of hacking up a lung every so often and coughing so hard that I had to wear Depends to keep myself from floating away in a lake of my own urine. (Doctors are great at telling you to drink lots of fluids-but crappy at giving advice as how not to piss yourself while racking,bone jarring, tendon tearing,coughs cause you to not only loose control of bodily fluids but make you cry rivers of tears for no other reason than the bone jarring coughing). Thankfully, I am passed the bone jarring coughing and am merely bringing up shoe boxes full of flem (thanks!). And now since the fever has passed I have actual color and don't look like an embalmed version of my carcass. So, if you were wondering...I've been sick.
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Chicken Toss

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (AP) 10-day comedy festival in Michigan has opened with an apparent record-setting rubber chicken toss.

The kickoff for the 10th anniversary "Gilda's LaughFest" was Thursday night, when organizers sought to break the Guiness World Record for the number of people tossing rubber chickens at one time.

Spokesman Tyler Lecceadone (LECH'-ee-uh-doen) says volunteers threw 925 chickens onto the Rosa Parks Circle ice rink.
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Online:

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com
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Daylight Saving times

http://www.webexhibits.org/daylightsaving/b2.html
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