"Laugh at the world or the world will sit on you and laugh!"- Bowrider

Woman Jumps from Moving Truck
A Shepherd woman is in the hospital after she tried jumping out of a moving pickup in Isabella County. It happened Sunday night on South Shepherd Road in Coe Township. Deputies say Jacklin Faber told the man driving she wanted to turn around to get cigarettes.

That's a good reason right there...

Well, honestly....Who can blame her...
"NO NO STOP! NOT CMU NO!!! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE FRIGGIN CASINO!"

Great Turnout for Northwestern Michigan's Annual Bar-B-Que
Well when there's nothing else to do on the weekend....

I guess that could go with jumping off a truck to get cigarettes too?

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Will the Japanese stop at nothing to include robots in everything?





The "I-Fairy" conducts a wedding ceremony in Tokyo. I-Fairy robot weds Tokyo couple in tinny voice

TOKYO (AP) — Almost everyone stood when the bride walked down the aisle in her white gown, but not the wedding conductor, because she was bolted to her chair.

The nuptials at this ceremony were led by "I-Fairy," a 4-foot tall seated robot with flashing eyes and plastic pigtails. Sunday's wedding was the first time a marriage had been led by a robot, according to manufacturer Kokoro Co.

"Please lift the bride's veil," the robot said in a tinny voice, waving its arms in the air as the newlyweds kissed in front of about 50 guests.

The wedding took place at a restaurant in Hibiya Park in central Tokyo, where the I-Fairy wore a wreath of flowers and directed a rooftop ceremony. Wires led out from beneath it to a black curtain a few feet away, where a man crouched and clicked commands into a computer.

Later Godzilla and Gamera ( who is really neat and made of turtle meat )made toasts to the happy couple....(We believe in Gam-er-a).
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Really?
No....Really?