All the news that is unfit to read....

Stripper accused of committing worker's comp fraud...
No Flo....Say it ain't so!

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2010-05-05-stripper-fraud_N.htm

QUAKERTOWN, Pa. (AP) — A Pennsylvania woman is facing insurance fraud charges after authorities say she worked as a stripper while collecting worker's compensation payments. The state Attorney General's office said 43-year-old Christina Gamble, of Quakertown, collected thousands of dollars in insurance payments while working at C.R. Fanny's Gentlemen's Club and Sports Bar.

What's that smell? Hog manure becomes asphalt
♫ Ooo, that smell.....Can't you smell that smell? ♫

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2010-04-16-paving-with-poop_N.htm

EUREKA, Mo. (AP) — The outer road along Interstate 44 near Six Flags St. Louis is freshly paved — with asphalt made from recycled swine manure. It is believed to be the first time asphalt has been created from swine manure. Two St. Louis County companies, road contractor Pace Construction Co. and the engineering firm Innoventor, joined together on the project.
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