Graduation Onions

Okay, so....
I was at a graduation Friday. It was in Shepherd, Michigan. Now if you know where Shepherd is, that's great. If not it's between Alma and Mount Pleasant. In Isabella county. It was a family member graduating and no I don't live in Shepherd...I would be crazier than I am now if I lived in Shepherd. I think, there might be in the whole of Shepherd, two traffic lights. It's one of those Stephen King towns where everyone knows everyone else's business and people talk about other people like this "Bob Smith's girl....You know the one that had the mole on her cheek she had removed...." Yea, you get the picture.
Anyway, apparently they have done a lot of work on their high school and are still working on their high school because all the construction equipment was all over the parking lot and it was difficult to find a place to park. (Again, it's a very small town). When we spotted this jackass with his truck parked over two parking spaces.
Granted if you have a gold inlaid Hummer signed by Jesse James or something like that, you probably would want to keep it in pristine order...So, why would you bring it to this event? Who knows? But this jackass has a beat up..."Let's go to McDonald's for our prom dining experience" King Ranch...Clearly not that special and yet...He parked it like this when people were just trying to get one parking space.
Dude you ARE CLEARLY Jackass of the Week.
Which might become a new segment here.


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