Michigan Headlines...Some that are reminiscent of Only in Northern Michigan. AND From The Desk of Pete Yates!

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5 people rescued from Saginaw Bay
....and this is the synopsis:
"5 people were rescued from Saginaw Bay on January 31st."

Wow, I bet you thought about that synopsis for at least five seconds.....

MI continues turning paved roads to gravel

That would be one of those "Only in Northern Michigan" things....

Woman given 6 months to divorce 1 of her husbands

I include this in the "Only in Northern Michigan" things also....Isn't that Bigamy?
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GM's plan to sell Hummer to Chinese co. delayed
Ooo, GM is desperate....Don't sell yourself, there's no reason for it boys!

UPDATE: Missing MI teen in Cancun found safe
She's been seen being pulled by her ear by her grandmother and smacked on the butt several times by her great grandmother, who was heard to say, "When we get home....All the windows and doors are shut!"
Which was followed by begging and pleading by the missing teen....

State gas prices are down a nickel
Woo hoo.

Snowfest draws thousands
Unfortunately, festival goers were ritualistically eaten by a tribe of Zombie Snowmen.



Not a Zombie Snowman.....

__________AND THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS O' THE DAY!!!______________

Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow


Not Punxsutawney Phil....But a groundhog looking to be a STAR!

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---------------------From The Desk of Pete Yates!----------------------

The thing about an ex is that they know EXACTLY which buttons to push to drive you nuts.

Out of Stockholm, Sweden. (Okay, technically a suburb, of Stockholm, but I don't know how to make those two little dots over an "a" like they use... Darnit.)

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http://www.thelocal.se/24720/20100201/

Jilted hubby exacts mousy revenge

A 59-year-old man has been arrested for using his ex-wife's musophobia to wreak cruel revenge for their break up after he pushed 19 mice through her letter box on Sunday morning.

I actually did this to my mother-only I used Gerbils....I was a "More Wretched" child....

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