Michigan Headlines

UPDATE: LaHood says he misspoke
Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood now says he misspoke when telling owners of recalled Toyotas to stop driving them.

Yeah, now that all these people are bringing back their cars and saying they don't want them anymore and that they are never going to buy another one....
"No no, drive the cars....But in case the gas pedal sticks, put it in nuetral and steer towards the side of the road....If that doesn't work, then stick your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodbye!"

Fire at apartment causes smoke damage
No kidding?

Granholm unlikely to talk about taxes in speech
Cause no one wants to talk about it to begin with....

GM, Ford sales up; Toyota sales down
No kidding?

5 people rescued from Saginaw Bay
More brain trusts...Why? Why? Why are you trying to ice fish on Saginaw Bay...Are you going to eat Blinky?

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*Update, I slept for four hours this morning after my son went to school....* Probably the most exciting news in Michigan today.