Michigan Headlines and The Onion

Made In Michigan: Great Lakes Ice Cream
Ewww, is it made from the Great Lakes? Ewww.

Activists ask Congress to protect lakes from carp
At first I thought that said, "Activist ask Congress to protect lakes from crap."
Too late....

Mich. gets concessions deal with corrections staff
They'll now be selling Coke, Pepsi, and Mace....

Made In Michigan: Michigan Brand Meats
They're not just for throwing anymore....

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Wal-Mart Cuts Over 13,000 Of What It Calls Jobs

NASA Launches David Bowie Concept Mission

Super Bowl XLIV Most-Watched Show Ever

'Not only that, but the weight of the average viewer has increased by about 42 pounds since then.'


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