Sunday, February 21, 2010

Michigan Headlines and FROM THE DESK OF PETE YATES!!!

Weren't comedians already running the government....I mean Al Franken is now in office....

See above....

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Woods: Sorry for behavior, unsure of return
Must throw away girly magazines....
Alpenfest Needs Designers
Needs more than just a bunch of lederhosen...
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FROM THE DESK OF PETE YATES!

I really love the description "the wobblebottomed group."

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/02/18/german_profs_fat_birds/

'Fat birds get laid sooner, have more one-night stands'

German profs stick tracker bugs to subjects' bottoms

German boffins have carried out a groundbreaking study into the habits of fat birds as compared to thin ones. They say that the plumper subjects in their sample had more one-night stands than the slim ones, and that the chubbies in general achieved sexual congress sooner than their lightweight counterparts.

Full details of the research into warblers can be read courtesy of the Royal Society journal Biology Letters, here. ®

_See it's not just the painter Ruben and my husband that think a little meat on the bone is sexier than stick figures with boobs. *wink*


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Perhaps if they were drinking Budweiser Select 55, the first story could have been avoided.

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Perhaps if they were drinking Budweiser Select 55, the first story could have been avoided.


http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/wife-jailed-after-brawl-over-husband-urinating-on-the-floor-pasco-deputies/1073918

Wife jailed after fight over husband urinating on the floor, Pasco deputies say

By Erin Sullivan, Times Staff Writer
In Print: Thursday, February 18, 2010

WESLEY CHAPEL — Deanne Elsholz said her husband urinated on the bathroom floor.

David Elsholz just wanted to go back to sleep.

It was almost midnight Monday at their mobile home at 5951 Woodsman Drive in the Angus Valley community.

Deputies who arrived later said the place was cluttered with Natural Light beer cans, and both husband and wife appeared to be drunk.

"What are you doing?" Deanne, 44, asked David, 50, when she heard his urine spraying the floor, according to what she told authorities.

She said her husband then slapped her about the head with a towel and, in retaliation, she threw a glass from her nightstand at his face. It hit him in the nose, a report states, and blood poured down his chest and arms.

Then, Deanne "ran into the bathroom and slipped on David's pee," the report states.


So couldn't slipping on her husbands urine be considered "Peemediated Attempted Battery?"

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7263162/Tickle-Cock-Bridge-returned-to-original-name-after-row.html#comments

Tickle Cock Bridge returned to original name after row

A Victorian landmark has been recognised by its traditional risqué name after locals were offended by a council's politically correct alternative.

Would it help if it was called, "Tickled Nuts?"

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