Only in Northern Michigan News! And FROM THE DESK OF PETE YATES!

6 local children adopted
Thank God...They were getting on my nerves....

Bald Eagles spotted near local school
....And sadly shortly afterward were seen soaring skyward, with the six adopted local children in their talons.

Thanksgiving eating without guilt
Catholics say it can't be done.
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I think this guy and my dad must hang out.
Being as my dad is a super villain and a mad-scientist....



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An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. ~Irv Kupcinet