The ONION

December Named National Awareness Month

  We need one of those really...

U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs

*snickers!*

And in Opinion

Who Swoons Over 'New Moon'? Jackie Harvey

Well, teenage girls .... What's with that anyway? I mean, why would someone want to date a vampire? He's dead, he's cold, he's pale and can't be in the sun so, skinny dipping on a hot, sunny day is out! He probably smells....EW!

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