Only in Northern Michigan and FROM THE DESK OF PETE YATES!!!

Only in Northern Michigan and possibly other cold Midwestern states like oh, Wisconsin and Minnesota....
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Big NEWS!

New jewelry store opens in Bay City

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Training Chinese auto dealers


WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! TO COMBAT THEIR BELLIGERENT SALES TECHNIQUES!
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November is 'hire a veteran' month
*deep sigh* Every month should be "hire a veteran" month....

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Man Sentenced To Three Years For Business Break-ins

One was "Burton Taxidermy". Again, *deep sigh*.
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Hospital Wins Award For Digital Medical Records

Wow, I would go to that hospital if I get sick because of their amazing medical records keeping capabilities. Forgo all those dubious comforts that medicine and Xrays could afford me.
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_________________________FROM THE DESK OF PETE YATES!!!_______________________________

BUSTED!!!

Can anyone tell me why anyone would believe ANYTHING from Fox News after seeing this?

http://www.thedailyshow.com/

I, my friend, gave up on FOX Entertainment News after I watched them one Sunday morning, deep fry a thick bunch of papers that were supposedly a bill....Because they wanted to fry up so much pork.....

Like, there is nothing else to do on a news show except for Rupert Murdoch's Australian bidding.
But God love ya for bringing it to our attention!
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