Michigan Headlines, The Onion and Snopes!

MICHIGAN HEADLINES!

Nothing says we're bored like....Crowds Gather to See "City" Bear

And when the novelty wears off...DNRE & Animal Control Trying to Sedate Black Bear in Traverse City

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New Homeless Initiative To Raise Bottle Deposit To 12 Cents

Concerned Parents Demand Removal Of Arsenic From Periodic Table Of Elements

Toads Can Predict Earthquakes

'Well, they certainly seem to have difficulty predicting when my car hits them.'

Biden Receives Lifetime Ban From Dave & Buster's
Toads Can Predict Earthquakes
Really...We're not kidding about this....


Well, yes we are....
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http://www.snopes.com/science/cricket.asp

Cricket thermometer. 'Although they can't tell when I'm going to step on them...'

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