FROM THE DESK OF PETE YATES....

 In other news...News of questionable origin....

By John Brandon

- FOXNews.com

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/04/05/freaky-physics-proves-parallel-universes/?test=faces

 Freaky Physics Proves Parallel Universes Exist

Of course, in every universe, the Tea Party is filled with stupid people...

And Sarah Palin's broom has an outboard motor for an engine....

*smiles*
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0407101purse1.html

Police Car No Place For A Beer

Cops: Florida teen popped open can of Steel Reserve inside cruiser...

Good picture though....Bet her parents are proud.
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Toyota exec urged automaker to 'come clean'

Confess! Confess!!

Cracking down on garage sales
Come on people-after ten days...If it hasn't sold most likely it's not gonna....

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Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Levels

Hazing Incident Ends In Tragic Joining Of Fraternity

I've Left My Haltingly Awkward Voice Message; Now The Ball's In Her Court

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