So what demonic spirit are we channeling today?

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20015154-504083.html

Girl Throws Puppies in River in Video, 4chan Users on the Hunt

Video Shows Girl Throwing Live Puppies into the River (CBS)

NEW YORK (CBS) A disturbing display of animal cruelty has surfaced online: a video apparently showing a young woman or girl throwing live puppies into a river.

In the 43-second clip, a girl with blonde hair, wearing a red-hooded sweater is seen grabbing six puppies from a white bucket and hurling them into a river.

At one point, someone can clearly be heard saying "whee!" while she hurls a black-and-white puppy into the water.

It is unclear if the video is legitimate or potentially a hoax.

The video was posted on YouTube, but has been taken down; it has since sparked an angry online crusade to identify the woman.
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~Sometimes words escape me....~

What in the world would the world do without goofy things and people?

Hey banks: This woman is alive!

http://redtape.msnbc.com/2010/08/hey-banks-this-woman-is-alive.html?GT1=43001

Digital death, while not common, isn't so unusual, he says.

"The most common cause of this is some smart guy trying to duck a debt collector by saying, 'I'm dead,'" he said. "And they get the number wrong."

It's true, Foley said: If a debt collector tells a credit bureau that a debtor is dead, that bureau will include the information in a credit report, and it will then filter through the entire credit system. There's no requirement for a death certificate, and — as with all credit bureau data — there's no fact-checking.

Foley said he's seen victims of digital death spend as long as 18 years trying to resuscitate their credit lives.

Two years ago, an msnbc.com investigation found that the Social Security Administration database is riddled with similar errors. A government report found that more than 1,000 people were being "killed" incorrectly every month. In some cases, appealing the decisions can take more than a year to complete.

Because Rivers' error has not reached the Social Security Administration — and her records there appear to be accurate — Foley believes her problem will be relatively easy to fix. The recipe:

"Get a letter from the Social Security Administration verifying you are alive and a letter from local police verifying your driver's license and send it in," he said. "The fix should find its way through the system relatively quickly."

That's assuming Chex Systems declares Rivers alive and kicking some time soon. For now, she remains in the middle of her digital murder mystery. And she may never know who, or what, wanted her dead in the first place.

"I just want my life back," she says. "And I want to be able to write a check."
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http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/27/wayne-newton-abandoned-jet-return-las-vegas/
Wayne Newton -- Park My Jet On My Lawn

8/29/2010 12:40 AM PDT by TMZ Staff

Wayne Newton has finally relocated the $2 million private jet he had previously abandoned at a Detroit airport three years ago ... and it's now right in his own backyard -- literally.

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http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE67U20X20100831
LONDON | Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:51am EDT

LONDON (Reuters) - The exceptionally dry early summer months in Britain have revealed the

ghostly outlines of several hundred previously unknown ancient sites buried in fields across the English countryside.
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Tweet from @TheOnion

In Focus: Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck http://onion.com/bcd3f6

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The clown princess: Glen Beck

http://onion.com/aQCajR *Conservative talk show host Glenn Beck held a rally on the National Mall on Saturday, the anniversary of Martin Luther King's "I Have A Dream" speech. What do you think?*
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David Kenyon,
Systems Analyst

"He really got our momentum going. Now, onward to take back Worcester, Mass. from Lucy Stone and the National Women's Rights Convention!"


Rebecca Turner,
Shipping Clerk

"I don't mind the MLK thing, but that's where Forrest Gump found Jenny!"


Corwin Armstrong,
Security Guard

"Yeah, he really showed everyone how America has lost touch with its roots and explained why we absolutely need new leaders in the mold of our great Founding Fathers, like Glenn Beck himself, a Mormon with no aspirations of higher education."
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Only in Michigan and SNOPES

Exploring the Paranormal in Sault Ste. Marie

Close to a thousand curious people are in Sault Ste. Marie for a Paranormal Convention.

The paranormal is an export of Michigan and is copyrighted by state and federal laws ©

Not really but it wouldn't surprise me...♥

SNOPES

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/parental/sillybandz.asp
Don't be silly and let your kids wear like tons of rubber bands...

http://www.snopes.com/photos/architecture/roundbridge.asp
Pretty cool Round Bridge

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/prayer/bish.asp
Our condolences to his family.....
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♫ Beyond the door
There's peace I'm sure.
And I know there'll be no more...
Tears in heaven ♫

Glen Beck comes from a Spongy Clown Nosed planet. Stop listening to him you loose IQ points every minute he opens his mouth and vomits his paranoid rantings!
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Tweet from @srharris19

Being forbidden to discriminate against others is not the same as being discriminated against.

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This two-month-old tiger cub was found in a woman's suitcase at airport

From my friend Xig
Real tiger cub found in luggage with stuffed toys

Only in Northern Michigan and The Onion

Traverse City Teens Admit to Killing Cow

Two Traverse City teens who killed a cow with a bow and arrow will get jail time when they're sentenced next month.

Seriously? No Seriously?
Yeah, that took some guts....The cow probably stood there chewing cud and was wondering what the heck they were doing and then they shot him.
Nice. I'm so proud to live in this state sometimes.
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The OnIoN

Smart, Qualified People Behind the Scenes Keeping America Safe: 'We Don't Exist' 08.25.10

Report: Mom Just Locked Her Door

'We're In This Together, You Guys,' Reports Newest Member Of Crunch Gym

Earth's Moon Shrinking

'C'mon, what are these guys, stupid? It'll grow back. It does every month.'

TIME Announces New Version Of Magazine Aimed At Adults

Stop Making Delicious Food I Can't Stop Eating And Go Back To Mexico

by James Whittington

This isn't the country I grew up in anymore. It used to be a place where hardworking Americans could make an honest living, support their families, and feel safe walking the streets.

Realtors Blame Housing Market For Slump In Creepy-Mansion Sales

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Tweet from @unrealfred

People like Glenn Beck just want us to question our assumptions. Assumptions like logical thought, basic human decency, that sort of thing.
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*Or if he comes from Spongy Clown Nose planet...*

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Man, shot in head, notices five years later....(?)

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE67N3XL20100824

Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:49am EDT

BERLIN (Reuters) - A Polish man living in Germany went about his business for about five years without noticing he had been shot in the head because he was drunk when it happened. Police in the western city of Bochum said on Tuesday doctors found a .22 caliber bullet in the back of his head after the 35-year-old went to have what he thought was a cyst removed.

Presented with the 5.6mm projectile, the man recalled he had received a blow to the head around midnight at a New Year's party "in 2004 or 2005," but had forgotten about it because he had been "very drunk," a police spokesman said.

~Sometimes you get the bear and sometimes the bear gets you....~

Only in Northern Michigan

Police Urge Locking Doors after Cadillac Car Break-ins

A familiar reminder from Cadillac police: lock your car doors.

(???) Really? You have to remind people....Scary.

Three Kids Sick From E. Coli; All Attended NW MI Fair

Three sick kids in Grand Traverse County share one single connection: they all spent some time at the Northwestern Michigan Fair. The county health department says the kids are sick from an E. Coli infection

That'll teach you to dare each other to kiss the cows actual butt.

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PLEASE !
WILL EVERYONE MAKE A CONSCIOUS EFFORT TO NOT ACT LIKE DUMB HICKS!!!
At least while people from other states are visiting. It's embarrassing really. People will think this is Wisconsin or Minnesota....

TWITTER TWEET'S

I have found that pretty much any given subject on any given day can be posted by any given person on any given device- given that person is on Twitter. It's a given.
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Tweet from @kknight58

Colbert Report interview re-sparks interest in 2007 O'Hare UFO sighting: On The Colbert Report Monday night the St... http://bit.ly/cwkqUs

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Tweet from @potrodirejo

See documents (pdf/doc) about Chicago O Hare Ufo at Mitra Document => http://document.mitrasites.com/chicago-o-hare-ufo.html

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Tweet from @quotefor1

Central Michigan University students return, 'Welcome Weekend' proves to be standard for area police http://sy.ly/rT

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HI!!!

CMU Welcome Weekend Equals Busy Weekend for Police

This past weekend police were out on patrol for the traditional Welcome Back Weekend for Central Michigan University students in Mt. Pleasant.

This is nothing new.

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U.S. typo vigilantes correct errant signage

By Jon Hurdle

PHILADELPHIA | Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:55pm EDT

PHILADELPHIA (Reuters Life!) - If you're confused about the difference between "it's" and "its", or unsure how to spell "cemetery", you're not alone, and there's plenty of evidence to prove it.

That's the conclusion of two young Americans who took it upon themselves to correct public typos during a three-month road trip across the country. They have written about the trip in a book that exposes deficits in both public education and attention to detail.

No musical instruments please, Vatican asks Britons

LONDON (Reuters) - Pilgrims attending the large public events during Pope Benedict's visit to England and Scotland next month have been issued a long list of do's and don'ts including a ban on musical instruments and steel cutlery.

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~ No Beatles Montage for you!!!~

Tweet from @SethMacFarlane

I support the right of the Jedi to build a temple, but does it have to be two blocks from the ruins of the Death Star?

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SNAPE!!! I mean SNOPES!!!

Who the Heck did you Marry?
http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/mezvinsky.asp

Mutant deer!!! Mutant deer!!!
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/blackfawn.asp

I'd do this if they did that to me and I had millions in their bank....
http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/barrier.asp
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Only in Michigan and Listen up!

Tips on How to Swim Safely

With a beautiful looking Sunday in our future, the lakes will be looking awfully inviting, but danger could be lurking in the water.

Darned Great White Fresh Water Sharks!
Bigger than that, here we are, mid-August and your just now telling us to be safe in the water?
Thanks guys...Kind of shutting that massive gate while the horse is running away aren't we?

Small Town Celebrates Fishy History

Alice doesn't live here anymore because people she met from out of town questioned her hygiene.

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More important.

When I was in my late teens, I went through a horrible depression after I left college. I wanted to fade away. So I tried to starve myself to death. It is not something I am proud of and in fact I don't tell a whole lot of people. But this is important. You don't know what's around the corner for you and you should never see things so darkly that you think that the black abyss is the best place for you.

Self inflicted death is a permanent solution to a temporary problem and is against the rules of God and man.

I worry for you. You, who believe that there is nothing left for you but that darkness in which your mind has wandered into.

I want you to be aware, there are people out there who want nothing more than to pull you down and use you for their own twisted pleasure. Don't do it, don't let them talk you into killing yourself- these people are evil and mentally ill. Anyone that would encourage you to put out the bright fire of your life light is not your friend and more important is sicker than you know you are right now. Why are you listening to a crazy person? Get off the computer and into counseling.

If you think I am full of crap go here:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38739087/

And if you need to talk to someone, there is someone out there that wants to listen more than they want you to leave this world. Find them.
If you are in crisis, please contact The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-723-TALK or visit www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org.

There is nothing sexy or romantic about this, no one is going to make a Lifetime movie about you. Get that out of your head right now. You're not getting back at anyone you want to hurt, you're just hurting those you love!

You're not going to write a book about your experience; it's tough to do that from the grave. So....Just find a person to talk to, you know someone to talk to, go and tell them what you're actually thinking before it's too late.

Thanks,
RSRH

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Tweet from @TomServosBlendr

Leia Organic #fakestarwarsfigures

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Only in Northern Michigan and Weird News

Only in Northern Michigan

Sneak Peak at Traverse City Wine & Art Festival

What do you get when you mix fine wine with great art?

 
Spin Art?

_______________________________Weird News____________________________________

http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/index.html for more inexplicably weird news....

California gubernatorial candidate Douglas Hughes proposed this year to solve the state's child-molestation problem by developing an island 30 miles off the Santa Barbara coast to contain the state's pedophiles, who would, according to The Daily Caller, "write their own constitution, build their own infrastructure and maintain a society." [Daily Caller, 5-21-10]

Didn't the British try this once and end up with "Austraila"? Not to say that all those they sent to Australia were pedophiles but that's where England sent off their most naughty....At one time. Sorry, not a new idea...NEXT!!!

Police arrested Christina Muniz, 29, in Surprise, Ariz., in June, after being summoned to the home by Muniz's son, 11. Muniz had just informed the boy and his brother, 6, that she was abandoning them to move to California with her boyfriend to fulfill her dream of becoming a stripper. With police watching, the older boy approached Muniz for a hug, but Muniz slugged him in the stomach. [ABC News, 6-15-10]

I don't want my kids ever saying I wasn't a good Mom after this....Sorry, dudes and duddettes I was...Still am.

Inexplicable

Colin Hall, Lord Mayor of Leicester, England, visiting the Southfields library for its Summer Showcase on global understanding in June, apparently at some point experienced his pants falling down. His spokesman later said, "He was not wearing a belt, and the trousers came loose and fell." (Reports in The Guardian and other newspapers emphasized that nothing indecent occurred.) [Sydney Morning Herald-Press Association (London), 7-1-10]

What they didn't see was the person who ran up behind him and de-panted him.
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Tweet from @kiaranaidoo

I LIKE PIE!

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ONLY IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN....And sometimes Arkansas....

Confusing Road Names Pose Problems For 911 Dispatchers

Two roads with almost the same name are making a dangerous situation for Wilson Township in Charlevoix County.

They get flustered when "Northwest Main" and "Norma Mae" are called in...Even though "Norma Mae" is actually the name of the Sheriff's mother-in-law and not a road.

Diver's Research Leads to Shipwreck Discovery

A Benzie County man says his underwater video from Lake Michigan shows a shipwreck from 150 years ago

Or it's a pair of Jet ski's that randomly mutated....Then again this is Michigan...

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Tweet from @clanmackay

RT @TheKillerShrew: Captain Kirk, in a sudden outburst, makes a shocking confession to the crew about his relationship with Spock... http://twitpic.com/2g69mg. /:|

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Pearl Onion

Obama Declares Victory, Sort Of, Depending On How You Look At It, In Iraq 08.18.10

Desperate Pandora Employees Scrambling To Find Song Area Man Likes

News in Brief »
Area Woman Thinks She Could Live In City She's Visiting

American Voices »
	Humans Used Tools Earlier Than Thought 'That's pretty clever if the tool was a knife, but pretty dumb if they were trying to use a spoon to cut meat.'

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MICHIGAN.....*choke* My Michigan....*cough*

Local Teams Offer Up 150 Year Old Baseball Games

Goes with the 150 year old popcorn and hot dogs their selling....

SNOPES

A classic case of reverse assimilation.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/immigration/mexicoangry.asp

Ungodly and Unpatriotic DYI er's
http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/homedepot.asp

You couldn't pay my cats enough canned cat food to do this...
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/08/10/20100810cat-turns-on-vacuum-causes-alert.html

Flash and cash
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/7944444/Thieves-use-breasts-to-distract-victim.html

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Only in Northern Michigan

Mancelona Snags "Best Tasting Water" Award

You've probably heard of awards for the "Best Cherry Pie" or "Best Hot spot" in town, but one community is celebrating the "Best Tasting Water."

When you have nothing else....There is always water.....

Model Train Show Starts Chugging This Weekend in Antrim County

If you're a fan of model trains and you need something to do this weekend....

Or if an unexpected pregnancy will ruin your immediate plans....

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Tweet from @kyle_newman

BREAKING NEWS Niether Han or Greedo shot first! George Lucas: It was a 3rd gunman in the grassy knoll! @starwars

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Bizarre things....Things of incomprehensible manner....Odd things....

Things that make you think, "These people are really bored....Bored, bored, bored, bored....."

Cats in sinks....Of course I've had a "cat that stinks".
http://www.catsinsinks.com/


Really?
No kidding.
Cats that look like Hitler....As opposed to "Cats that are Hitler". Some of which I have had.
Yep. Kittens that made us no longer refer to our welding gloves as "welding gloves" but refer to them as "kitten holders".
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com

I'm not lyin, see fer yer self.
Poor bored, wretched, smelling of their own feces and urine....People that can't help themselves but put out there the lonely and mad etchings of their twisted imaginings.....

Only in Northern Michigan and The Onion

Mackinac Bridge Gets National Recognition

People who walk up to it say, "That's the Mackinac Bridge" and then it is recognized.

________________THE ONION___________________

Millions Of Barrels Of Oil Safely Reach Port In Major Environmental Catastrophe

Visiting Chinese PM Presents Obama With 'The Expendables' On DVD

Look, Are We Going To Spend The Rest Of This Board Meeting Talking About Why I'm Covered In Blood And Feces Or Are We Going To Talk Business?

by Bob Jensen

All right, gentlemen, I understand the circumstances are perhaps a bit unusual, but we're already behind schedule and we still have much to cover.

Executive Quits Fast Track To Spend More Time With Possessions

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The Onion

Man Read Somewhere They Proved Thing He Just Made Up http://onion.com/9FGjKU

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Tweet from @devilishlysw33t

When I was a kid, my Dad always said that if you eat watermelon seeds, one would grow in your stomach. HE WAS RIGHT http://yhoo.it/a9z6Yt

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Tweet from @TheOnion

Captain Kirk's Life Flashes Before Dying Trekkie's Eyes http://onion.com/atspeH

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Real or Really weird....

Timon and Pumbaa?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/06/11-fictional-characters-s_n_673067.html#s123674

Thanks "wd40"

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2 in 1: Snopes and Only in Michigan, then stick around for Spamalot games...

Only in Michigan period.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/08/04/20100804michigan-dog-eats-toe.html

Creepy-Creepy-Creepy
http://www.ajc.com/news/nation-world/mexico-baby-declared-dead-586020.html

Cat got your excelerator...
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20100728/D9H88AQ01.html


From meQal.

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FROM THE DESK OF PETE YATES!!!

From an email:

Before Chelsea 's wedding on July 31st, Hillary wanted to play the perfect Mom.

 

She asked  Chelsea, "Have you had sex with Marc?"

 

Chelsea said, "Not according to Dad"

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_____________THE ONION WINS!!!_______________

Recently Single Al Gore Finally Able To Listen To W.A.S.P. Albums

Obama Confirms Iraq Pullout

'This is a bad idea. After we're gone, there's nothing to stop Saddam Hussein from coming back.'

Overcome Stress By Visualizing It As A Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race Of Creatures

On Today Now!, author Christine Eckard teaches Jim and Tracy to imagine economic problems as oily, curly-haired 'Grabblers.'

I'm The Reason There Are Signs Warning You Not To Play On The Luggage Conveyor Belt

by Barry Clempson

The next time you're waiting at the airport baggage claim, thinking maybe you'll treat yourself to a little spin on the conveyor belt—feel its twists and turns as you watch the world slide by—I suggest you think again.

Michael Moore Honored With New Ben & Jerry's Flavor

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Rural rats

Many people have come to me and said, "Hey, what have you got against Bambi?" Well, actually Bambi himself? Nothing. It's specious. I dislike the memory of the two times a deery boo lost it's freakin mind and played Russian Roulette with my car and lost. The one time it came careening across the highway into the side of my station wagon rear end and scaring me out of three years out of my life. The one time it came speeding across and took out the front quarter panel of my truck and the list goes on. We have lived in the same area for twenty years. This is not unusual here. The thing is, as a card carrying Dem I should feel all warm and fuzzy towards these creatures of God. I don't. The reason? I know that without proper management these little bastards would eat the bark off every tree. Without hunters being allowed to decrease their numbers they would lay along the side of the road, after coming in contact with humanity-their bloating dead carcass basically becoming a blight and health hazard. Now you may wonder what's up with my current rant? Well, for the first time in twenty years we are seeing deer come up in our yards in broad daylight, which is weird. A) It's summer and usually you don't see them at all and B) it's hot and they usually don't start coming out till cool, fall weather. Which either means someone is building in their habitat or there is just too friggin many of them. Since you can't swing a dead deer and not hit a house for sale, I'm gonna say the later. The above was taken this afternoon with my blackberry. The deer stood there and looked at me like, "What?" And then took off in a dead run across the street. I figured better now than when some poor jerk was coming home and was just doop a doop a doo minding his own business and someone opened the door of the house with the deer in the front lawn and BLAM!!! Deer becomes a realistic hood ornament. What a crazy world we live in...
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I don't care if you don't like my prose...You can stick it up your nose! And I don't care if you don't like it when I write...You can go and fly a kite! And I don't care if you hate my words because you're the one who is absurd! And I don't care that you don't like my grammar...Hey you know, it doesn't matter. I don't care-No not one bit, for those of you who don't like it-Hey Eat Shur Fine vegetables at Krogers!
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Syfy?

If you can get by the vulgarity...Which most of my friends can....<sigh> Pretty good article here on SYFY Channel and truly how laughable are they?
I mean, I remember how excited I was to get cable-just cable....Basic cable.....
So I could watch Scifi Channel.
I remember how excited I was to get Satellite so that I could watch not only comedy central but also...Scifi Channel.
And when I got a computer I was really keen to get on the Scifi Channels website and so on....




Syfy? This is not my beautiful Scifi....

Avert your eyes from the rampant use of swears (and no, Aunt Marsha I am not taking that lightly) and take in the article itself.
It's pretty good.
http://www.cracked.com/funny-5398-syfy-channel/

Thank you to my friend in capping: Jim Thompson
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