The clown princess: Glen Beck

http://onion.com/aQCajR *Conservative talk show host Glenn Beck held a rally on the National Mall on Saturday, the anniversary of Martin Luther King's "I Have A Dream" speech. What do you think?*
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David Kenyon,
Systems Analyst

"He really got our momentum going. Now, onward to take back Worcester, Mass. from Lucy Stone and the National Women's Rights Convention!"


Rebecca Turner,
Shipping Clerk

"I don't mind the MLK thing, but that's where Forrest Gump found Jenny!"


Corwin Armstrong,
Security Guard

"Yeah, he really showed everyone how America has lost touch with its roots and explained why we absolutely need new leaders in the mold of our great Founding Fathers, like Glenn Beck himself, a Mormon with no aspirations of higher education."
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