SNOPES

A classic case of reverse assimilation.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/immigration/mexicoangry.asp

Ungodly and Unpatriotic DYI er's
http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/homedepot.asp

You couldn't pay my cats enough canned cat food to do this...
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/08/10/20100810cat-turns-on-vacuum-causes-alert.html

Flash and cash
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/7944444/Thieves-use-breasts-to-distract-victim.html

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