Only in Northern Michigan and The Onion

Mackinac Bridge Gets National Recognition

People who walk up to it say, "That's the Mackinac Bridge" and then it is recognized.

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Millions Of Barrels Of Oil Safely Reach Port In Major Environmental Catastrophe

Visiting Chinese PM Presents Obama With 'The Expendables' On DVD

Look, Are We Going To Spend The Rest Of This Board Meeting Talking About Why I'm Covered In Blood And Feces Or Are We Going To Talk Business?

by Bob Jensen

All right, gentlemen, I understand the circumstances are perhaps a bit unusual, but we're already behind schedule and we still have much to cover.

Executive Quits Fast Track To Spend More Time With Possessions

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