Only in Northern Michigan and The Onion

Traverse City Teens Admit to Killing Cow

Two Traverse City teens who killed a cow with a bow and arrow will get jail time when they're sentenced next month.

Seriously? No Seriously?
Yeah, that took some guts....The cow probably stood there chewing cud and was wondering what the heck they were doing and then they shot him.
Nice. I'm so proud to live in this state sometimes.
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