SansSerif, Times New Roman, Jokerman, Georgia, Lucinda Grande...All the great ones...

SansSerif:
Uncle Todd was always saying, "If I'm going to be eaten by zombies, I'm going down with a smile."

Tommys_Dad:
"Buffoon's ex-wife's heart? Where?"

Tommys_Dad:
"You will be assimilated, resistance is futile."

Tommys_Dad:
Mom told you and told you your face'd get stuck like that, but would you listen? Noooo.

Tommys_Dad:
"Aha!" *Gets three ideas*

Enapov:
Oh look, my dash board...

Enapov:
o/` I love the whole world it's such a crazy place....o/` "Knock it off Steve."

Enapov:
Lemonade stand not doing to well today?

Enapov:
He looks like a cocker spaniel that's just had a Colonoscopy....

Enapov:
Scotty: " If it's not a meteor, it's a gang of angry peasants trying to burn the captain for violating their livestock...."
Spock: "....We should have let them burn him..."
Scotty: " I agree but hindsights twenty-twenty...."

Enapov:
...We will be for shiz up the spout!

TheDiva:
So what, all delays in space are automatically more than 24 hours?

Enapov:
"Spock, I'm going to pick up some Argyle socks...Do you want some?"
"It's Argylus...Not Argyle..."
"Oh.............So socks?"
"No."
<Spock leans over to the tech and whispers> "Any chance you could beam Kirk into some kind of molten pit?"

Enapov
Throws it over his head and walks out.

WEIRD_1
Here I am at the Nude beach, Trust me, this is a nude as you want me to be...

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Please click on pictures to see them if you can't read them or know what the hell is going on here...IT'S BLOODY CHAOS!!!! SOMEONE GET ME SOME XANAX!!!!
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Enapov:
As seen through urine.

Enapov:
....A future where you don't look like a middle-aged, overweight, store-clerk in a Halloween costume.

AlexGariepy;
"Also get fish. Hungry. Need food. Prison food taste like paste. Probably was."

AlexGariepy:
"He's crying like a little baby. It's driving me nuts."