Shrugging Oniony Shoulders.

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	What's This Nonsense About Being Able To Laugh At One's Self?

CNN Introduces New Anchor-Bot

NASA Launches David Bowie Concept Mission

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Union Township could adopt medical marijuana moratorium

Dozens of snack food makers rejoice.

Plans unveiled for agricultural event at Silverdome

Bring you're big foam fingers!

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