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Manmohan Singh - The First Sikh Prime Minister Of...Okay, Here's What A Sikh Is 12.16.10

As the first Sikh elected to India's highest office, Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has helped change the face of…okay, just so we don't get too ahead of ourselves here, we should probably explain what a Sikh is.

Liu Xiaobo - Going To Be Pretty Tough For The Chinese Government To Kill Now

Defenders Of Wikileaks Cripple Credit Cards

'That doesn't sound so bad. I'm sure Americans just did what they do best: used the cash they had on hand for the things they really needed and waited until they'd saved up enough to purchase any luxury items.'

Onion SportsDome: Get Sportsed

Go in depth with the hosts of Onion SportsDome, premiering Tuesday, January 11.

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Cops: Man tries to run down woman after wedding proposal

Bus driver flattens snowman, loses job

Smoking chimp rescued in Lebanon, sent to Brazil

Maine diver videos underwater encounter with shark

A scuba diver who came face-to-teeth with a shark used a camera to fend off the animal when it came at him with its teeth bared and he has...

Italy town bans miniskirts that are too mini

Just how mini can a miniskirt be?

How many cockroaches would you hold in your mouth ... for charity?

By Alisha Green, The Lansing State (Mich.) Journal

A Michigan man will attempt to hold 12 hissing cockroaches in his mouth for 10 seconds to set the new Guinness World Record and raise money...

• VIDEO: Just how big is a Madagascar hissing cockroach? See for yourself