The Onion...hates me....*sniff*

Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile

Bush Still Working On Manned Mission To Mars Quietly In Spare Time

Expired Medicines Collected By DEA

There Was Definitely A Point During That Stoning Where We All Thought, 'Is This Weird?'

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Ooops she did it again...