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Yard Sign With Candidate's Name On It Electrifies Congressional Race. http://mobile.theonion.com/articles/yard-sign-with-candidates-name-on-it-electrifies-c,18321/?mobile=true. ______________________________________
Sony Stops Making Walkman 'But what if I need to convince a coma patient that it's 1985?'
http://mobile.theonion.com/articles/sony-stops-making-walkman,18348/?mobile=true. ------------------------------------------------------
My Opponent Knows Where Washington Is On A Map; I Don't, And I Never Will....by Ron Johnson

"As your Republican nominee for U.S. Senate, I'm grateful to have this opportunity to reach out to the people of Wisconsin and draw some distinctions between myself—a D.C.". http://mobile.theonion.com/articles/my-opponent-knows-where-washington-is-on-a-map-i-d,18330/?mobile=true. _______________________________________
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