Sanyo Praying Area Man Doesn't Send In Rebate Form
OSAKA, JAPAN—Following Dayton, OH resident David Cinelli's purchase of a CLT-A230M cordless phone from his local Best Buy, electronics manufacturer Sanyo was plunged into chaos Monday over fears that Cinelli might attempt to redeem the $40 rebate coupon that came with the phone.
College Grad Suing Alma Mater
Trina Thompson, 27, is suing New York's Monroe College for $72,000 because she has not landed a job three months after graduating with a 2.7 grade point average. What do you think?
Katharine Carlson,
Creative Consultant
"Look, if she's not industrious enough to get a job at her dad's firm like I did, then she doesn't deserve a penny."
Nate Holmes,
Systems Analyst
"She should have gone to an 'employment-guaranteed' college, like I did."
Arthur Sellers,
CEO
"I authorized my secretary to get on the phone and offer this Trina Thompson a position in the sales department. This is precisely the type of litigious mediocrity I want on my team!"
It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civilians on the line for the misguided frustrations of the Bush administration.
Dave Matthews
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