Showing posts with label Captions for cappers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Captions for cappers. Show all posts

Friday, July 25, 2008

Viewer discretion may be advised, but it's never really expected.

















RodRocket:o0O(Oh, God! NOT AGAIN! 'Batman and I did this... Bruce and I did that....' I get nightmares every time I see the newsreel footage of that creepy Joker.... If it weren't for those few scenes of Batwoman, I couldn't stomach this....)
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BCBCWildcat7's distressed



Enapov -It's okay......There are state funded programs to help people recover from this Batman issue....



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Actually I think *SAP!* should be *SNAP*! But that's just me.












BCWildcat7:*Joker laughs and gives Robin a wedgie*
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And this just makes me
laugh to look at it and read it.















~You can't tell a book by its movie.~

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Glitters Cap Board and the insanity therein....


Enapov:
1. Mom!
2. Please pass the ketchup.
3. We're gonna blow!
4. I wonder why?
5. NO NO NO!!!
6. I suppose you want me to talk.... (next line: No Mr. Bond I want you to die!)
7. VADER!
8. LEIA!
9. HAN!
10. THREEPIO!
11. CHEWIE !
12. LUKE, you whiner! (Oh wait, they never said that.)
13. CATWOMAN!
14. NAZI'S!
15. CAPTAIN!
16. SPOCK!
17. BONES!
18. UHURA!
19. DAD!
20. Don't worry, I 'm sterile....(Oh wait, that was Joe's line).

PrezGAR

1. Up, up and away!
2. My Spider-Sense is tingling.
3. Holy (fill in the blank)!
4. Im the best there is at what I do, bub.
5. Dont make me angry. You wouldnt like me when Im angry.
6. Hulk Smash!
7. It's Morphin Time!

GrayZombie

8: There's no need to fear, UnderDog is here
9: Villains, I say unto you, KNOCK OFF ALL THAT EVIL!
10: So that's the sort of man I am now? Rude and not ginger
11: The name's Mickey, Mickey Smith, Defending the Earth
12: And so, I give you, The Cap Page Board.

DewBeDewBeDew

42: 42!
43: My poo smells like tulips!
44: Somebody call the fire departmen, because I'm ON FIRE!!"
45: Just this once, Everybody Lives!

elKapitan

55: All our hopes rest in the hands of a little girl.
56: I can't find my wallet!
57: OW! You shot me you a-hole.
58: Stop! In the name of love!
59: Thank god you're here, Troutman!
60: I'm Batman.

JMShearer

664: This is boring.
665: Can we go home now?
666: Oh, to hell with it...

Cyberbeast

604: Nice pants!
605: Who ate all the clam dip?!
606: What smells like wet dog?
607: My balls itch!

TheDiva

526: We're all out of ham!
527: The Comedian is dead.
528: I lost my phone number; can I have yours?
529: My guild took down Vashj last night.

WaffleKing

141: Hey, look over there!
142: Who wants ice cream?
143: You're soaking in it!
144: Anybody up for some Jenga?
145: I'm saving those quarters for the laundry.
146: Who tracked mud on the carpet?




AlexGariepy:
"We'll be turned into undead zombies?"
"... Shut up."


Enapov:
My head hurts like I'm getting a tumor so
I know the force is with this one...
Only my spawn can make me hate life like this...




Mattteus:
held aloft by his mighty flatulence

The Isle of Lesbos

3 from Lesbos sue gay group over 'Lesbian' name

Tue Jun 10, 12:13 PM ET

Three islanders from Lesbos told a court Tuesday that gay women insult their home's identity by calling themselves lesbians.

The plaintiffs — two women and a man — are seeking to ban a Greek gay rights group from using the word "lesbian" in its name.

Also known as Mytilini, Lesbos was the home of the ancient poet Sappho, who praised love among women. It is a major travel destination for gay women.

The Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Greece "causes confusion by using a geographic term in connection with (the group's) special character and social action," said Dimitris Papadelis, a lawyer representing the plaintiffs.

A spokeswoman for the group accused the plaintiffs of homophobia.

"I believe ... the other party's intentions were purely racist," Evangelia Vlami said. "They showed that what bothers them is a specific sexual orientation."

"What will they do next, sue the United Nations? They, too, use the term lesbian," Vlami said.

Plaintiff Dimitris Lambrou has insisted the lawsuit "is not an aggressive act against gay women."

Lawyers from both sides are to submit written arguments on Wednesday, and the court is expected to issue its decision in the next six months.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

HipSoDa's Cappin Site!!! And The Watchmen #11 From Glitters site


Weird1:
We're in orbit around Happy Fun Ball 6

Windsong27:
Only the names of the drunken ingrates
who fell overboard have been changed
because they are politically connected.


TinaW:
"Look, Solo -- all's I want you to do
is go find the bastard
that turned me into a walking turd!"

TinaW:
Han can't help it --
he always dances through this passageway.

TinaW:
"Nuh-uh! No you DI'INT!

Waffleking:
No Beans! You'll ruin your supper!

Waffleking:
Roger Corman's They Came to Mildly Annoy Us.

Gleeb:
"Man, lemme tell ya,
do not try to sneak any hash into that country."




Beckett:
There are some breath mints in the drawer....
help yourself ... take as many as you like ... really ...


Dante83:
"By the way, my heart will go on."

"What are you talking abou-"

*splash*


Enapov:
Okay be careful with-
*cuts off threepio' s head*
that.
Enapov:

Tonight on The Discovery Channel:
Found on Tattooine...
Raised by Tusken Raiders....
What are the lives of Bantha's like?
BANTHA'S: THE STRAIGHT POODOO!!!

Enapov:
These cappers and their capping antics...
They should be all made to wear balloon animals
and go naked in flaming jello....

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

When cremations an option; a Pringles can's a must!

Ashes of Pringles can designer buried in his work

Mon Jun 2, 12:19 PM ET

CINCINNATI - The man who designed the Pringles potato crisp packaging system was so proud of his accomplishment that a portion of his ashes has been buried in one of the iconic cans.

Fredric J. Baur, of Cincinnati, died May 4 at Vitas Hospice in Cincinnati, his family said. He was 89.

Baur's children said they honored his request to bury him in one of the cans by placing part of his cremated remains in a Pringles container in his grave in suburban Springfield Township. The rest of his remains were placed in an urn buried along with the can, with some placed in another urn and given to a grandson, said Baur's daughter, Linda Baur of Diamondhead, Miss.

Baur requested the burial arrangement because he was proud of his design of the Pringles container, a son, Lawrence Baur of Stevensville, Mich., said Monday.

Baur was an organic chemist and food storage technician who specialized in research and development and quality control for Cincinnati-based Procter & Gamble Co.

Baur filed for a patent for the tubular Pringles container and for the method of packaging the curved, stacked chips in the container in 1966, and it was granted in 1970, P&G archivist Ed Rider said.

Baur retired from P&G in the early 1980s.

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This would be my dad...Buried in a Ziploc bag whose design he created...

I hope it's not the vented vegetable bag...That would be unfortunate.

Dad's ashes would pouring out of the little holes all over the place.

Ew.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Inappropriate Star Trek and other situations invented...

PLEASE CLICK ON WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE TO SEE IT LARGER!¡Chasque por favor encendido un cuadro para verlo más grande!
Klicken Sie bitte an eine Abbildung, um sie zu sehen größer!
Arrr, please click on a picture t' see it bigger, shiver me timbers!

Some of these are from Inventing Situations...However, some of the captions haven't been seen since Caption This! Or as Capper's refer to it "CT".
I either had them on my website or never posted them to my website and put them on my old blog...Either way, some of the humor is old time capper...
It's nice to remember....Please click on what you can't see and it will come up as a larger version...Thanks.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

More stuff from days of Yore...And some new stuff from days of the new....*Wait, wasn't that a band?*



























AlexGariepy:
And immediately all the role-playing characters rush out-
"LEEROYYYYYY JENNNNNKINS!"

Diva:
"Assuming you can actually hit anything with that crappy aim of yours..."

AlexGariepy:
Whatever you say, Iron Man clone.

Enapov:
Sacrificial Oobi.

Caption of the moment

By Dirigo:


Meanwhile, in the Gulf of Mexico...

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