Hi, it's class reunion time again- can you believe it?

I wish to salute my high school class. Not all but some. The people, who for no other reason than pure anger, jealously, pain in their own lives or just sheer meanness, decided to make people like me pay.

I recently got a letter from my class reunion committee, and they wanted to know if I preferred a sit down dinner or a pig roast in a park.

To this I say neither.

I don’t want to go to another class reunion, really I don’t. I’ve been to two. There are people I went to high school with that I wouldn’t mind seeing again. But in reality, I don’t care if I see the majority of these people ever again.

Late at night when I am alone and I am thinking about what I am going to do the next day, I remember the innocence I maintained and the optimism that was shattered by the complex feelings of puberty-and occasional assaults from people who you had done nothing to but passed by in the hallway.

No one has ever apologized for these particular sins. Even though parts of my family have apologized for behaviors that were hurtful and caused me to have this shattered sense of self worth, no one I have ever went to high school with and was been cruel to me, has ever apologized for their behavior.

Why would I want to see them again?

Pricks.

So like those people who have been blessed to be on the list of those who my class can no longer find. I wish to also be lost to them. Please loose my address. I know where some of those “lost” people are…guess what? If they want to contact you they will. Right now I am sure that they realize what year this is and what anniversary is coming up for our class graduation. I am sure that if they want to get a hold of you they will find a way. But I will not send you in their direction. Quite possibly they feel like I do. Loose my address please.

If they got treated as kindly as I did-more than likely, they don’t care if you ever contact them again either.

Kiss my ass people. I don’t need your judgments or approval. I salute you as number one with my middle finger.

I skipped school to get away from you little morons when I went to high school why would I want to hang out with you as an adult?

There’s not enough beer in the world.

Have a nice life.

NOW PISS OFF!!!