Beer drinkers in five Michigan counties, who drink Labatt Blue Light in bottles need to read on. North American Breweries is voluntarily recalling 86 cases of Labatt Blue Light bottled beer sold in six packs after May 11th. This beer contains the code E10 on the bottle label and on the carton. The brewery says small particles of glass were found in a small percentage of bottles.
FREDERICK, Md. (AP) — A homeless man caused about $12,000 in damage when he stole and crashed a single-engine airplane at a Maryland airport — but he'll pay just $40 in restitution.
Frederick County Circuit Judge G. Edward Dwyer Jr. expressed surprise Thursday upon learning of the small amount.
Dwyer asked: "Only $40?"
Prosecutors explained that insurance had paid for all the damage except for a $40 deductible.
WASHINGTON (AP) — In the midst of his battle with the titans of Wall Street, President Obama was nearly upstaged by a rodent.
Obama had just begun a Rose Garden statement lauding the end of a Senate filibuster on his financial overhaul when some kind of rodent dashed out of the bushes to his right, just outside the Oval Office.
In fact, this wasn't the first time a rodent's been spied in the White House, or even the Rose Garden.
Just last week, as camera crews set up for an Obama statement on the Gulf oil spill, what's believed to have been the same rodent made a dash across the famous garden.
Okay, so.... I was at a graduation Friday. It was in Shepherd, Michigan. Now if you know where Shepherd is, that's great. If not it's between Alma and Mount Pleasant. In Isabella county. It was a family member graduating and no I don't live in Shepherd...I would be crazier than I am now if I lived in Shepherd. I think, there might be in the whole of Shepherd, two traffic lights. It's one of those Stephen King towns where everyone knows everyone else's business and people talk about other people like this "Bob Smith's girl....You know the one that had the mole on her cheek she had removed...." Yea, you get the picture. Anyway, apparently they have done a lot of work on their high school and are still working on their high school because all the construction equipment was all over the parking lot and it was difficult to find a place to park. (Again, it's a very small town). When we spotted this jackass with his truck parked over two parking spaces. Granted if you have a gold inlaid Hummer signed by Jesse James or something like that, you probably would want to keep it in pristine order...So, why would you bring it to this event? Who knows? But this jackass has a beat up..."Let's go to McDonald's for our prom dining experience" King Ranch...Clearly not that special and yet...He parked it like this when people were just trying to get one parking space. Dude you ARE CLEARLY Jackass of the Week. Which might become a new segment here.
White House Jester Beheaded WASHINGTON—'For crimes of great arrogance and cheek, His Idiocy the White House Jester has been sentenced to a swift demise,' said White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs.
National Parks Closed For Annual Remajestification WASHINGTON—With their current condition "marginally breathtaking at best," America's national parks will be closed this week for their exhaustive annual cleaning and remajestification, the U.S. Department of the Interior announced Monday.
'Lost' Possibly Still Airing In Parallel Dimension, Desperate Fans Report NEW YORK—Desperate fans of the recently concluded television series Lost are speculating that the program is continuing on in a parallel dimension somewhere, and that alternate versions of showrunners Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse are currently writing new episodes of the series.
Well, It Looks Like My Work Here Has Been Successfully Avoided At long last, it's five o'clock. Another day, another dollar, as they say, and I'm just about wrapping up. All that's left to do is switch off my desk lamp, grab my coat, and head home.
For the third time in the last two weeks, Traverse City police arrested a suspect for graffiti. Police say a Traverse City woman was spray painting silver stars on property downtown on Union and Front Streets. When they found her she had two cans of silver spray paint and a star stencil. Police found seven locations with the silver stars. The suspect also had marijuana. She was taken to the Grand Traverse County Jail. (???) She can graffiti my fence, and parts of my neighborhood anytime she wants.... Whoa, that's one villainous crime there guys...Think she'll get life?
Naked duo in Portsmouth escorted back to strip poker party to retrieve clothes
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
PORTSMOUTH — Police responded to Islington Street in the early morning hours of Monday when a call about a naked woman running down the street resulted in authorities determining she was among two people who lost in a game of strip poker.
He said responding officers arrived to find a naked man and woman hiding behind a fence. "They were playing a game of strip poker and the losers had to run around the block," McQuate said.
McQuate said officers arrived at the apartment to find people in various states of undress as a result of the game.
Nobody was charged in connection with the naked jaunt because it took place during an hour when they would not be seen by many people, according to McQuate.
This has never happened to me.....Thankfully....Although on occasion I have been in a group of friends spotted by Burger King personnel trying to order from the drive through on foot- and/or -without a car at nearly 2:00AM....Alcohol unfortunately was involved....
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Zee: Why is Gomez taking James Bond to see the Addams Family Fortune?
Enapov: Give me an entire Haggis! *Haggis sir?* Yes a Haggis, it's a sheeps stomach stuffed with heart, lungs, and liver. *So, what your saying is the most disgusting of foods possibly imaginable that come from an animal stuffed in another organ of same said animal?* Yes. *So do you want that with fries or a baked potato?*
Start checking all those old photo frames...Heaven only knows what kind of Smithsonian Institute worthy document you may find.... http://www.snopes.com/luck/declare.asp
From wd40 (thank you! you're not only a good friend, you're a great lubricant....)
Enapov: No it's over here.... No it's over in this direction- I told you- Just pull the frick over, pull over, pull over and ask friggin directions....Please...Just come down out of your male comfort zone and ask for friggin directions......
Harpie.
What?!? Nothing.
ChaosWolf1982: Bond suddenly regretted making fun of Q's idea to hide a grenade launcher in a pair of boxers.
Dirigo: If Pee-we Herman and Peter Lorre had a child.
As a general rule I don't say anything about the articles I post here. Most of the time they are inane articles about people doing silly or ridiculous stuff; either that or they are about things I think are important for people to know, politics or bad people or virus's or scams.
This particular article is kind of one of those things that goes under the heading of "preventable tragedy."
I found this in a little paper called "The Morning Sun" it serves Gratiot and Isabella counties in Michigan, I think:
Now, to start off with, it was pretty ridiculous that someone would jump from a moving truck to buy cigarettes. Be honest, it is. But the end results are nothing but tragic and really is a morality lesson in restraint and moderation.
My family consisted of a lot of people who smoked. Most of who are dead. Some who are still alive but have either cut back considerably and some who just take those dice in their hands and are okay with what might come of their nicotine addiction. I, as a rule am not going to judge you because you smoke. On the contrary, I don't care if you smoke around me. I have been second hand smoking since the week after I was born.
I have my own vices.
I'm sarcastic.
I like beer.
I like to eat.
I like wine.
These things taken to extreme can get you in trouble. And at least once or twice I have taken them to an extreme.
But this particular article really brings home to me the thought that "Is it really that important?"
Think a bit. Your family is heartbroken; you have shortened what life you had left to live, all for something that could wait.
This person lived and died and had a family, people that loved them and gave it all up for a cigarette addiction.
Wow.
Now, I don't know if there was anything else going on that might have contributed to such extreme behavior. I know that once or twice in my life I have been in the midst of a heated argument with my family and wanted to just open the car door and jump out. But the whole thing about getting hurt or killing myself stopped me short. Not to mention I didn't want to end up in the news. All I have to say is, "Wow."
If you are that controlled by a substance, than maybe it's time to seek help. Because no one should die for want of a cigarette.
My heart goes out to her remaining family and may she rest in peace.
Would you know my name If I saw you in heaven Will it be the same If I saw you in heaven I must be strong, and carry on Cause I know I don't belong Here in heaven
Would you hold my hand If I saw you in heaven Would you help me stand If I saw you in heaven I'll find my way, through night and day Cause I know I just can't stay Here in heaven
Time can bring you down Time can bend your knee Time can break your heart Have you begging please Begging please
Beyond the door There's peace I'm sure. And I know there'll be no more... Tears in heaven ____________________________________________________________________
Mecosta County deputies are warning people about a scam artist who stole thousands of dollars from victims by telling them they were sweepstakes winners.
Learn not to get burned....Why why why? Makes me crazy that they are feeding like scavengers off of people.
WASHINGTON—According to the poll—which surveyed members of the judicial, legislative, and executive branches—9 out of 10 government officials re ported feeling 'disillusioned' by the populace and claimed to have 'completely lost confidence' in the citizenry's ability to act in the nation's best interests.
PORTLAND, OR—According to sources in his home and school, the inner fantasy life of 6-year-old Connor Haney is not at all unique or vibrant. "Standard imagination, really," his teacher Joan Pershing told reporters.
WASHINGTON, DC—Beltway insiders report that Buster, the 7-month-old yellow Labrador Congress was allowed to keep amid much controversy last spring, has taught the nation's legislators some valuable lessons about responsibility.
A bipartisan commission of legislators holds Buster on the Senate floor.
"The skeptics believed that the House and Senate weren't ready for a puppy," Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R-TN) said. "They believed we wouldn't be able to maintain America's defenses, regulate commerce, and pass laws while raising Buster. But we have proven them wrong. We feed him and walk him every day."
Frist referred to a bicameral duty roster ratified Jan. 31.
"Congress knows who's supposed to take Buster when," Frist said. "If it's your turn to walk him and he's found tied to a handrail outside the U.S. Capitol, you're in serious trouble."
U.S. citizens initially questioned Congress' ability to care for a pet.
COLLEGE PARK, MD—According to a report published Monday in The Journal Of Gender Studies, many American women are bucking centuries of traditional gender roles by placing stunted, emotionally unfulfilling relationships on hold in order to pursue mind-numbing careers devoid of any upward mobility. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
The Store-Wide Sale Is On: 10-60% off all items throughout Store. Filling The Void Has Never Been So Affordable.
- The Onion Store - Dedicated To Teaching The World To Shop-
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QUAKERTOWN, Pa. (AP) — A Pennsylvania woman is facing insurance fraud charges after authorities say she worked as a stripper while collecting worker's compensation payments. The state Attorney General's office said 43-year-old Christina Gamble, of Quakertown, collected thousands of dollars in insurance payments while working at C.R. Fanny's Gentlemen's Club and Sports Bar.
What's that smell? Hog manure becomes asphalt ♫ Ooo, that smell.....Can't you smell that smell? ♫
EUREKA, Mo. (AP) — The outer road along Interstate 44 near Six Flags St. Louis is freshly paved — with asphalt made from recycled swine manure. It is believed to be the first time asphalt has been created from swine manure. Two St. Louis County companies, road contractor Pace Construction Co. and the engineering firm Innoventor, joined together on the project. .·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·..·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·..·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·.
I remember this episode of the Flintstones... This is the one where they bring in the dentist with the cement mixer to do a filling on the dinosaur....
Seventeen guns, tools, a brand new drill press, autographed memorabilia and even vintage designer handbags -- all stolen from an Osceola County home.
Now not to dismiss the heartbreak of someone stealing things out of your own house and not to dismiss the loss of emotionally charged items-Granted my friends, that really stinks- My heart goes out to those people.... What gets me is this- Seventeen guns? Holy Snikey's Batman! That's an impressive arsenal. I bow to the higher fire power.... All I have is a hunting rifle next to my bed and a can of RAID wasp killer. Of course, that's just what's next to my bed....I'm not tellin where the other guns, knives, and the Battle Flails with Spikes are hidden....That's my secret....
What are you lookin at me like that for? This is, as you know, Northern Michigan.....We likes our weapons.
Bring Alka Seltzer because: There will of course be buffalo burgers and hot dogs. And to add to the ambiance.... New this year, the barbecue will move toward a goal of zero waste by recycling and composting around 90 percent of waste produced. I'm hungry just thinkin bout it!
Thank God they have finally diagnosed my condition!
A.A.A.D.D.
KNOW THE SYMPTOMS......PLEASE READ!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.: AgeActivated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden . As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my cheque book off the table, and see that there is only one cheque left. My extra cheque are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Pepsi is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water.
I put the Pepsi on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day: the car isn't washed the bills aren't paid there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter the flowers don't have enough water, there is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....
Do me a favor. Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!! .·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·: I'm not cuz it's here! _______________________________________
This is from my friend Moldy* Thanks!
The automobile driving manual says the average driver's reaction time is .75 seconds, or 1 car length for every 10mph. Test your average reaction time.
Be careful this can be addictive! You will be surprised at how slow you really are.
____________________________FROM THE DESK OF PETE YATES!___________________________ Okay, regarding the first story. If you're contemplating going to an event, and they've chosen to pay Bristol Palin $15,000-30,000 to speak, I'd suggest that maybe you need to spend the time and/or money elsewhere.
Bristol Palin is hitting the speakers' circuit and will command between $15,000 and $30,000 for each appearance, Palin family attorney Thomas Van Flein said Monday.
I think this says it all: *Bristol Palin lives in Anchorage and works in a physician's office, Van Flein said.* Why didn't she just stick her on a street corner with a sign around her neck "Five dollars for the first five minutes-after that a dollar fifty per minute." I'm telling you she's a national treasure.
Toronto woman sues Rogers after her affair is exposed
Rogers denies any responsibility for affair or consequences
A Toronto woman says the billing practices of Rogers Wireless Inc. led to her husband discovering her extramarital affair.
Now the woman, whose husband walked out, is suing the communications giant for $600,000 for alleged invasion of privacy and breach of contract, the results of which she says have ruined her life.
It's almost a Monty Python Sketch.
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If you're a parent or grandparent, this is what you want to tell your kids to do in an instance like this. Scream, kick, bite, hit... whatever you need to do.
Whitehall Boy, 8, Saves Sister From Abduction Attempt
4-Year-Old Girl's Brother Wrestles Her From Attacker
MYRTLE BEACH, SC--
Police in Myrtle Beach, S.C., credit the quick actions of a caring brother for saving a young girl from an attempted abduction.
According to Erin Kuhns, the boy was able to wrestle his sister away from the would-be abductor.
"[Nathan] said, 'Mommy, I just kicked and I punched and I hit, and I just kept doing it,'" Kuhns told Channel 4 Action News' Shannon Perrine Sunday. "[The man] kept grabbing her, and he kept pulling her and kept trying to put her back in the car."
Nathan Kuhns was able to provide DNA evidence to police, because he scratched the man so severely.
Neither child was injured in the attempted abduction.
Myrtle Beach police have not made any arrests.
The family has since returned home from their vacation.
And the little boy beating the crap out of the abductor....Dang! Are these kids related to me?
One time my family went to an event and one of my relatives didn't like the way that this guy was treating his son and when the guy hauled off and abused the boy, my relative went into a rage. The guy then attempted to reciprocate their hostility by becoming violent with them. Bad move, because once he had tipped over one of my family's drinks all stops were open and my entire family began beating the crap out of the guy.
At this time, being as my dad is a super-villain, he knew enough to depart the premises swiftly before the law arrived.
"I don't know who those people are- but they sure are making a mess out of that guy aren't they? "
_________________________________________________________ He's just too cute!
Woman Jumps from Moving Truck A Shepherd woman is in the hospital after she tried jumping out of a moving pickup in Isabella County. It happened Sunday night on South Shepherd Road in Coe Township. Deputies say Jacklin Faber told the man driving she wanted to turn around to get cigarettes.
TOKYO (AP) — Almost everyone stood when the bride walked down the aisle in her white gown, but not the wedding conductor, because she was bolted to her chair.
The nuptials at this ceremony were led by "I-Fairy," a 4-foot tall seated robot with flashing eyes and plastic pigtails. Sunday's wedding was the first time a marriage had been led by a robot, according to manufacturer Kokoro Co.
"Please lift the bride's veil," the robot said in a tinny voice, waving its arms in the air as the newlyweds kissed in front of about 50 guests.
The wedding took place at a restaurant in Hibiya Park in central Tokyo, where the I-Fairy wore a wreath of flowers and directed a rooftop ceremony. Wires led out from beneath it to a black curtain a few feet away, where a man crouched and clicked commands into a computer.
Later Godzilla and Gamera ( who is really neat and made of turtle meat )made toasts to the happy couple....(We believe in Gam-er-a). _________________________________________________________
A woman apparently tried to rob Munson Healthcare Pharmacy, of some powerful drugs, today but the pharmacist just said no. According to a Munson spokesperson, the pharmacist said quote "ah, no". The woman left. Police came and took a report. No word yet on an arrest. ___________________________________________________________________________________________________ http://www.infinitecat.com Cats Cats and more CATS
Legendary newsman and award-winning writer, Tom Brokaw paid a visit to Northern Michigan today. Brokaw was in town as part of Traverse City's National Writers Series, which aims to raise money for student writing scholarships.
When confronted with a meat Pasty he was recorded as saying "...And you eat these?" _________________________The Onion___________________________________________
A Chinese man who spent almost 10 years in jail for murder has been freed after his supposed victim was found alive.
Zhao Zuohai had a fight with his neighbour, who then disappeared, and was charged when a headless, decomposed body was found 18 months later.
That's some wicked anger management issues going on there.
The miscarriage of justice came to light when the neighbour, Zhao Zhenshang, returned to his village in Henan province to seek welfare support.
Then who's headless, decomposing body was that?
He had fled after their fight because he feared he had killed Zhao Zuohai.
What? Is it their Zhoa lucky day?
Mr Zhao's conviction for murder was reportedly based mainly on a confession.
His brother said police had forced him to drink chilli-tainted water and set off fireworks above his head in order to make him confess
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Man dressed as Snoopy in 'worst attempted jail-break ever'
A man who tried to break into prison to free an inmate while dressed as the cartoon character Snoopy is being held under the Mental Health Act.
Prison wardens were baffled when they were confronted by the character from the Peanuts cartoon trying to break down a staff door while apparently waving a gun.
The man and an accomplice, who were attempting to free a relative from HMP Isle of Wight, went on to hurl concrete missiles at prison officers' cars.
A prison source told The Sun: "It's not every day you see a giant cartoon dog go on the rampage after trying to break into a prison. They weren't exactly inconspicuous but they were taken seriously because they appeared to have a gun.
After reportedly stealing beer from a gas station on the Bypass, a man brought the drinks back minutes later and attempted to exchange the stolen beers because they weren't cold enough.
(May 10) -- Elvis Presley might be alive today if only he had a little less constipation and a lot more action.
That's the straight poop from Dr. George Nichopoulos, 83, who served as Presley's private physician from 1967 until his untimely death on his toilet seat in 1977. The cause was widely reported as cardiac arrhythmia, or irregular heartbeat, possibly brought on by drug dependency, obesity and a weak heart.
Mother of 15 charged after leaving 3-year-old girl at Walmart
County gets custody of child and 10 minor siblings
Police charged a Northside woman with endangering children after she left her 3-year-old in a Walmart store Thursday night and didn't realize the girl was missing until Friday morning, when a relative told her she had seen the child on the news, according to the official complaint filed Friday in Hamilton County court.
Whatever his reasoning, Lee M. Deitrick thought it wise to tattoo a toddler's bottom.
It wasn't even his child.
Now the 20-year-old Louisville man has learned his punishment. He was sentenced Wednesday to three years in prison.
Deitrick pleaded guilty in Stark County Common Pleas Court to two felony child endangering charges as part of a plea deal with county prosecutors.
Deitrick tattooed the outline of the letter "A" on the child's buttock. The mark covers about one-half inch.Deitrick watched the child — whose name begins with "A" — often, O'Byrne said.
"There was no malice," he said. "More of an error in judgment."
His 3-year term will start after he completes his current prison sentence for previous, unrelated convictions. He had been released early for felony domestic violence and misdemeanor violating a protection order convictions. That 18-month prison term was reimposed in February.
The email warning was sent out by Washtenaw County Sheriff's Deputy Keith Mansell in April 2010 after he discovered two Drano {or "works"} bombs left in the yards of residents of York Township, Michigan. These concoctions of Drano brand drain cleaner (i.e., sodium hydroxide), water, and aluminum foils in plastic bottles can indeed produce quite a dangerous explosion. http://www.snopes.com/fraud/phishing/hotel.asp Like there isn't enough naughtiness going around.
*And just so we can BLIND YOU WITH SCIENCE!!! Boo Haa haa haa haa!!!!( learned that from my dad...Who's a super villain....)* http://www.snopes.com/science/microwave.asp Exploding water...An oldie but a goodie.
My soul stayed at my former job too, however, they had an exorcist come in and soon my body and soul were reunited. This was to the relief and satisfaction of my husband, children, family and friends; who mentioned the utter bizarre way my body shuffled around soul-less for nearly two years.
CONNINGHAM, Australia, April 30 (UPI) -- An Australian man pleaded guilty to bigamy after his first wife saw his second wedding photo in a newspaper and went to the police.
So do they only allow stupid people to use boats in England? As a follow up to the guy who ran out of gas motoring around and around the island last week. They even towed this boat to the same island!
