Zombie hunting SWF seeking kick-ass partner

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/ SWF seeks SWM who enjoys farming, zoo keeping and serious preparation for zombie invasion for friendship, LTR and possible marriage. Must be willing to wear a kilt and own his own broadsword.

Must be down to earth kind of guy, no prior convictions, not subject to any criminal investigations. I will look you up on the state access database so don't bother lying about it. Am D/D free, you be too

Must hold liberal political views, while still supporting gun ownership, hunting and private land rights. *{okay,here's my thing-she wants someone that will kick an ass? Has she ever met one? Poor Donkeys always gettin a bum rap...}*
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