Tweet & The Onion

Tweet from @SarahPalinsHand

Delaware, PLEASE don't vote for Christine O'Donnell. If she wins I'm out of a hand job.

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Second-Most Popular Kid In School Assumes Power Following Death Of Star Quarterback 09.15.10

NORFOLK, NE—Three days after the unexpected death of star quarterback Chad McIntyre, Norfolk High School's second-most popular kid announced Tuesday that he would immediately be assuming the duties of coolest person in school.

Nation Once Again Comes Under Sway Of Pink-Faced Half-Wit

Law Schools Now Require Applicants To Honestly State Whether They Want To Go To Law School
<one eyebrow raises>

Cuba Going Capitalist?

'But the Cuban sandwich is in no danger of losing its position, right?'

Since The Beginning Of Time, Mankind Has Discussed What It Did On Summer Vacation

by Jeremy Ryan

For as far back as historians can go, summer vacations have been celebrated by people everywhere as a time for rest and relaxation.

Hungover Couple Unaware They Broke Up Last Night
Probably for the best...

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