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Poll: 1 In 5 Americans Believe Obama Is A Cactus 09.22.10

WASHINGTON 輸ccording to a poll released Tuesday, nearly 20 percent of U.S. citizens now believe Barack Obama is a cactus, the most Americans to identify the president as a water- retaining desert plant since he took office.

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Mexico Killed In Drug Deal

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I Have Proof That For the Past 3 Months, The CIA Has Been Running A Covert Operation To Make This An Awesome Summer

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Spoiled, Doughy Brat Makes Local Parent Feel Spiritually Whole

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Obama To Hold Job Performance Review With Every American Worker

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