In the year 2010

.....Weren't we suppose to have flying cars?

http://www.themorningsun.com/articles/2010/07/05/business/srv0000008753625.txt

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News From Northern Michigan

Junior Parade Celebrates "Awesomely Awesome Michigan Cities"

The Junior Royale Parade celebrated "awesomely awesome Michigan cities" and the kids who live in them.

*choke*

Now we can list this with all those things we tell our children about the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus and have them be angry with us about this too.


Local Businesses Have Mixed Feelings on Upcoming Construction

So flowers and candy were sent to all of them and now they feel better about it.

Kids Show Off Pets at Pet Show

I wonder if they have mom's who are obsessed with making sure that "fluffy" the cat had her manicure and that "Sally the Hamster" has the right kind of "flipper" because she lost those front teeth and we all know how unattractive it is for something to look like it's suppose to....<one eyebrow raised>

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Onion covered Blackberry's

Mattress King Selects Wife From Small Wisconsin Village. http://mobile.theonion.com/articles/mattress-king-selects-wife-from-small-wisconsin-vi,2642/?mobile=true. I Have Seen The Future...*and its not pretty, not by a long shot....* http://mobile.theonion.com/articles/i-have-seen-the-future,17694/?mobile=true
*Me transmitte sursum, caledoni!* Beam me up, Scotty!

From Twitter and mere observations from the news...

The robbers description: Wearing a green sweater, a ski mask and a carrying a weapon. <One eyebrow raises...>
Thanks to Nyssa23: http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2010/07/04/the_world_s_worst_theme_parks.
*Me transmitte sursum, caledoni!* Beam me up, Scotty!

Only in Northern Michigan and SNOPES!

Tourism Industry Looking Forward To A Booming Weekend

Hopefully not an Earth Shattering Boom!!!

Experience Flying Fat Albert Style

Bill Cosby look-a-like included...."HEY HEY HEY!!!"

Holiday Tradition Keeps Bringing People to Mackinaw City

The throwing of the symbolic fudge brick!!!

Just for those of you that call Mackinac Island "MACK IN NACK" No, no no, it's MACK IN NAWH" that's how it's pronounced....

Bunch of Fudgies....

_________________Snopes____________________

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/vega.asp

Did you know _____<insert popular musical star or movie star here>_____ died?

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/lavalamp.asp

I always knew there was something sinister about those things....The way they gyrate and roll....Not right....Not right....
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Onion smells

Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation's Capitol To Spare Life Of 'Twilight' Author


Senior Getting Great Funeral Ideas From Friends

CIA Declassifies Thousands Of Black-Ops 'Humor In Uniform' Jokes

Independence Day Celebrated

'I love the Fourth! Prank calling the Queen, all of it.'

No Size-36 Pants Can Contain Me

by Dennis Puttkamer

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Mel Gibson is the Ronco Baby Shaker

http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2010/07/01/exclusive-child-services-to-investigate-mel-gibson-case-baby-investigation/

What? Oh my gosh! That would be a whole WWPBD for Mel...(You know-What would Pope Benedict do? Yeah).
<One eyebrow officially raised>