Just a little Snopes

Bad form, form letter....
http://www.snopes.com/business/consumer/passedaway.asp

ONE OF THE GREATEST SHORT JOKES EVER!!!

               

                 A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

                'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'  

 

                'Not yet,' she replied.

Night of the Living Onion

Obama Disappointed Cabinet Failed To Understand His Reference To 'Savage Sword Of Conan' #24
		WASHINGTON—President Obama received confused silence upon suggesting that his staff might have to 'team up with Taurus of Nemedia' to secure the needed funding.

Chipotle Employee Just Gave Guy In Front Of You More Rice

CHIPOTLE—'Black Beans or Pinto?' the Chipotle employee just asked you, seemingly unaware of the heaping amount of rice spilling out of the tortilla next to yours.

Country CD Put On To Impress Repair Guy

WILMETTE, IL—In an effort to impress repairman Jason Delmar, 29, whom he called to fix a malfunctioning dishwasher, local resident Brad Osterberg played Merle Haggard's 1968 album Mama Tried for the entire time Delmar was in his home, the 38-year-old intellectual property attorney told reporters Monday. 'He didn't say much, but I think we really connected,' said Osterberg, who later added that he always makes sure he has something by A Tribe Called Quest blaring when his usual pizza delivery guy comes. 'I just wanted him to feel comfortable. After all, I have a pretty nice place.' After leaving Osterberg's home, Delmar reportedly resumed listening to the audiobook of Thomas Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow on his repair truck's CD player in order to 'get that hillbilly crap out of [his] head.'

	I Don't Define Myself By My Ability To Travel Between Dimensions By Dennis Myrie

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

55,000 Laid Off Monday

More than 55,000 Americans lost their jobs Monday, with companies such as Caterpillar, Sprint, and Home Depot each laying off several thousand workers. What do you think?

Sher Chamberlain,
Unemployed
"Is that the last of the jobs? I'm getting really tired of having to hear about layoffs all the time."

Brad Scharff,
Systems Analyst
"Wait, people work at Home Depot? I've always just gone there, picked out what I needed, then bought it at the self-serve register. Are you sure you have the company name right?"

Travis Brooks,
Customer Service Representative
"As a Sprint customer service rep, I react to the news with a mixture of passive-aggression and moderate contempt just short of outright rudeness, sir."

Wait,I think that Sprint guy waited on my son and I once....

Illinois Abuzz as Blagojevich Set to Make His Case

55 minutes ago Rod R. Blagojevich of Illinois left his house in Chicago on Thursday morning on his way to deliver the closing argument at his impeachment trial in ... New York Times -

His prattling on can't be good for his case....It makes him look crazy and like he's trying to hard to prove his innocence...("The lady doth protest too much"....Or in this case "the gentleman?")This man needs to know when to shut the heck up! I was sitting in my office listening to him thinking, "You know what really would be funny right now? An intermission like the intermission from Monty Python's Holy Grail...Right in the stinking middle."

Only in Northern Michigan.... and Zombie's ahead?

Snowmobile Rider Takes Roscommon Co. Deputies on High Speed Chase.

Posted: 1/28/2009

A downstate man will face at least two felony charges, after leading Roscommon County deputies on a wild,
and at times, dangerous chase early Sunday morning during the Tip-Up Town festival in Houghton Lake.
As John McGowan, and Photo-journalist Chivon Kloepfer report, it was the kind of situation the Roscommon County Sheriff's Department had never dealt with before.
<insert perfunctory raised singular eyebrow>
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Zombies? Well, with the United States in the shape it's in are you surprised? Cause if you asked me, it just figures.
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Hacking programmable road signs

Posted by Daniel Terdiman

This road sign has been hacked to read 'Zombies Ahead.' According to i-hacked.com, it is fairly easy to break into the programmable digital signs' electronics and re-program the text on them.

(Credit: i-hacked.com)

We see them everywhere these days, digital signs by the side of the road telling us about road conditions or that we should prepare to stop or that our local bridge might be closed next Tuesday from noon to midnight. And if you're like me, you've always just assumed that the message on the signs is legitimate and properly authorized.

But what if the sign, instead of reading something like "Ice Ahead" was flashing the message, "Zombies Ahead"?

It's true that in San Francisco or a few other cities, such a sign could be put up by local transportation officials to warn people of an impending zombie march, but even in those places, the more likely explanation would be that the sign was hacked.

And if you're in the Boston area and saw signs hacked in this way, there's always a decent chance it was done by students from MIT.

According to the blog i-hacked.com, some programmable road signs are easily messed with, largely because they often have unlocked instrument panels, a text-entry system that is easily accessed, and are often protected with uncomplicated, or unchanged default passwords.

This is the internal display system of an Addco sign, according to i-hacked.com.

(Credit: i-hacked.com)

"Programming is as simple as scrolling down the menu selection to 'Instant Text,'" i-hacked reported. "Type whatever you want to display, (and) hit 'enter' to submit. You can now either throw it up on the sign by selecting 'Run w/out save' or you can add more pages to it by selecting 'Add page.'"

Of course, you probably don't want to do this in plain view of any law enforcement officials, and i-hacked led its post with a disclaimer warning against ever performing this hack. So here at Geek Gestalt, we'll just say that it's interesting that this could be such an easy thing to do and leave it at that.

Daniel Terdiman is a staff writer at CNET News covering games, Net culture, and everything in between.

Then, on Thu, Jan 29, 2009 at 12:16 PM, my friend, rick, and not rickubis wrote:

That's pretty funny....

...or *is* it?

Did *anyone* take the correct measures when they saw the signs? I
would guess they did NOT.
The "authorities" are already aware of the dangers of Solanum (the
zombie virus) infection, and cover up outbreaks either to "avoid
panic" or to hide experimentation on civilians. What if the hackers
were warning of an actual outbreak--against government orders? What
happened to *them*? Their remains could be decaying in the re-killed
bodies of a mob of zombies even now. Or, they could be detained in
some dark, dank holding tank. (poetic, eh?)

Rick, who says "Yeah, it's all a big joke until zombies eat your
girlfriend , and bite your best buddy. But he doesn't tell you, and
while you're hiding behind a wall of burning automobiles waiting for
the army helicopter he dies and reanimates and then shambles up behind
you but you can't hear him moaning over the noise of the conflagration
but you catch a movement out of your peripheral vision so you turn
just in time and blast off his head with both barrels filled with
double-ought buckshot and goo flies everywhere and covers your
facemask so you can't see and while you're wiping your face clean you
slip on more goo and twist your ankle and the pain makes your realize
this isn't a friggin' dream and you are royally screwed."

I stand corrected.....He has a point.

♫ Snopedy doo da day ♫

Do you remember opting out of the pigs brains that your grandparents wanted you to try and them saying to you, "You don't know what's good"? Well, apparently it's the same thing with other people and music.
http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/bell.asp

1) Get facts straight
2) Then if nessecary, complain...
http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/wakeup.asp

Let go of the ball! LET GO OF THE BA-....Ooo, not good.
http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/pimpleball.asp

Beauty for free....
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/nothing/cosmetics.asp

I have a black cat pass in front of me everyday and I've never had a problem with luc.......Wait.....
http://www.snopes.com/luck/superstition/breakmirror.asp

From the desk of Pete Yates Only in Nigeria.... and the U.K. apparently....

Newspaper claims suspect transformed into a goat http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090123/ap_on_fe_st/odd_goat_thief

Fri Jan 23, 6:07 pm ET

LAGOS, Nigeria – One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.

The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended.

The newspaper reported that police paraded the goat before journalists, and published a picture of the animal.

Police in the state couldn't immediately be reached for comment.

Belief in black magic is widespread in Nigeria, particularly in far-flung rural areas.

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Hen Little Lil lays eggs the size of grapefruit

A primary school's pet chicken has astonished pupils and teachers by laying eggs the size of grapefruit.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4318936/Hen-Little-Lil-lays-eggs-the-size-of-grapefruit.html

By Murray Wardrop
Last Updated: 4:15PM GMT 23 Jan 2009

Little Lil, a Columbian blacktailed cross hen, is the smallest of her flock but regularly lays eggs measuring 10cm across - more than twice the size of a normal egg.

Youngsters at Raikes Centre pupil referral unit in Gloucester have been unable to measure the weight of the eggs because they exceed 8oz, the maximum their scales will reach.

When pupils cracked open the latest oversized egg they found a yolk, an egg white and another small but complete egg on the inside, like a Russian doll.

The six-month old hen has only been laying since October but once a month she forces out an egg measuring an eye-watering 10cm by 8cm.

Teacher Kate Farminer, 54, said: "We've got four pet chickens here and Little Lil is by far the smallest and also the quietest.

"So we were amazed when she started producing these enormous eggs - you wonder how she gets them out.

"The first time it happened the egg broke but the latest one was intact.

"We've got another two spare so this time our curiosity got the better of us and we took a look inside.

"We couldn't believe it when we found another egg inside - maybe she's a Russian chicken."

Little Lil lives with three other pet chickens Auntie Madge, Auntie Edie, and Auntie Doreen. Her eggs normally measure 4cm by 7cm.

The centre's three classes of children aged between four and eleven also keep pet rabbits and chickens.

According to Guinness World Records, the largest ever egg was laid by a Black Minorca hen in England in 1896 and weighed nearly 12oz.

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Still want your flying car....

http://news.mobile.msn.com/en-us/articles.aspx?afid=1&aid=28796183

Only in Northern Michigan and apparently Britain at times....

Again, beer can and will, sometimes make you stupid.

http://www.9and10news.com/category/story/?id=148017

MAN PULLS KNIFE ON TRAVERSE CITY COURTHOUSE SECURITY; GUARD KNOCKS IT AWAY
A Traverse City security guard is being hailed a hero, after taking down a
man who came to the courthouse and threatened him with a knife.  Police
say they got a tip saying the man had threatened to kill a police officer
if he ever got arrested.  The incident happened Thursday morning outside
the 86th District Court.  Police say John Steiner tried to get inside, but
security asked him to bring his pocket knife back to the car.  When he
returned with the knife, guard Vic Rioux took him outside  and Steiner
pulled out the weapon.  Rioux knocked the knife from his hands and says
while waiting for police, Steiner punched him in the side of the face.
Steiner had been wanted on an outstanding warrant, so they arrested him
for that and for pulling the knife.

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How true is this?
~ "Life's tough......It's even tougher if you're stupid."
-John Wayne"....~

Remember two things: Not only a great Dave Matthews Album but a good segway....

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http://www.9and10news.com/category/story/?id=148024

Feds Say Mail Carrier Got Too Many Discounts
Posted: 1/22/2009


Another Michigan mail carrier is in hot water.

Federal authorities charged Cheri St. Onge with stealing mail after she was seen on store video using discount certificates and gift cards. They were supposed to be delivered to people on her route in the Madison Heights area.

Postal agent Linda Ann Briley says the 35-year-old St. Onge admitted using about $400 in coupons from JCPenney and Kohl's. A message seeking comment was left at her home Thursday.

A charge was filed Wednesday, a day after a carrier pleaded guilty to deserting mail on her route in Livingston County. Jill Hull felt overwhelmed and put mail in storage.

Two postal employees in the Detroit area recently were charged with stealing cell phones and gold.

(Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

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Only in Britain?

http://www.9and10news.com/category/story/?id=148029
Only in the U.K.

Mother Sentenced For Allowing 3-Year-Old To Smoke
Posted: 1/22/2009


A British woman has pleaded guilty to child cruelty for allowing her 3-year-old to smoke in front of her.

Prosecutor Jonathan Rees said video taken by a mobile phone showed the small child popping a cigarette into his mouth, lighting it with a lighter and taking a drag.

Rees told a court in the Welsh town of Merthyr Tydfil that the boy's mother, 24-year-old Kelly Marie Pocock, was sitting next to him and talking on the phone at the time.

The film was shot by Pocock's friend, Natasha Dudley, who showed the footage to social workers.

Judge John Curran said Thursday it was clear Pocock's child was a habitual smoker and called the situation appalling.

Pocock was given a 40-week suspended sentence.

(Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

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What? Would you rather I posted recipes?

Onion Slices.....

Obama Inauguration Speech Ruined By Incessant Jackhammering Or by fumbling Supreme Court Justice.... (Did I say that?)
	WASHINGTON—'Well, I know one guy who doesn't need a job,' said the new president, growing more annoyed as it became clear clear that the thumping was not going to stop.

Mattress King Selects Wife From Small Wisconsin Village

OSHKOSH, WI—Following the proclamation, the Mattress King and his retinue celebrated with great relish at Tinker's Pub, where the Wild Turkey did freely flow.

Inauguration Crowd Moves To White House Gates To Watch Presidency Happen

WASHINGTON—Moments after witnessing the historic inauguration of President Barack Obama Tuesday, the massive, euphoric crowd shifted to the White House gates to watch the rest of his four-year term unfold. 'This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see the new president administrate as it happens,' said Hawaii resident Matt Rogers, who paid a scalper $100 to secure his portion of sidewalk until January 2013. 'These first 100 days will really set the tone for his presidency, and I'm going to see it all from 50 yards away.' This is reportedly the largest crowd of presidential spectators to assemble since 1974, when 20 million Americans stood for six months outside disgraced former president Nixon's home in San Clemente, CA just to rub it in.

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More Peanut Butter Products Recalled

As more cases of peanut-butter-related salmonella pop up, more products are being recalled, including cookies, snack bars, and ice cream. What you think?

Loretta Rinehart,
Materials Manager
"Finally, the day has come when I will no longer be ridiculed for eating a jelly and fish-paste sandwich."

Brian Hale,
Armored Car Messenger
"So, am I sick because of the salmonella or because I just ate 5 pounds of Reese's Pieces?"

Gregory Carpenter,
Systems Analyst
"I hope they get this figured out soon so I can return to providing my child with lunch."

________________________________________________________________________

The recall does not affect those who have peanut butter in their cupboard that was opened before Christmas and has been being consumed for the past month and a half without incident....

Just so you know....

Beaten, Bloodied T.J. Houshmandzadeh Hoping Obama Closes Gitmo Soon

07:00AM ET |

GUANTÁNAMO BAY, CUBA—News that President Obama had called an immediate halt to detainee prosecutions came as a "welcome relief" to the Bengals'...

ONLY IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN

Find it yourself....Because, of course, I can't find it on their website....It's a mystery....Like so many things up here.


First off, this was a headline:
1/21 - Wexford County Eyes Cuts
My first thought was "Why are they cutting eyes?" *shock*

_____________

Sometimes beer makes you stupid....

MAN ACCUSED OF DAMAGING STUDENT BUILT HOME IN CHARLEVOIX COUNTY
A man could spend 10 years in prison for damaging a home built by
construction students at a Charlevoix High School last May. Austin
Wilhelm is accused of breaking into the house and causing more than $1,000
in damage. Nobody was living in the home at the time. It's since been
donated to a center that helps families in need.

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BLACK LABS AREN'T GETTING ADOPTED AT EMMET COUNTY HUMANE SOCIETY
An Emmet County humane society is trying to figure out why one breed of
dogs isn't getting adopted. It's an issue the Little Traverse Bay Humane
Society can't make sense of it ??? A third of the dogs they have right now are
black labs??? They say they're great family dogs, but often get overlooked.
They also tend to have less health issues than lighter dogs, like
sunburning??? They are hoping that this year, more people will consider
adopting a black lab for their family.

It is Northern Michigan.... <one eyebrow raises....Again>

♫Hang on Snopey-Snopey Hang on ♫

This is why you buy one you can take with you out of the car.
http://www.snopes.com/crime/intent/gps.asp
This could be an Only In Northern Michigan:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/hunting/calicobuck.asp

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~ "Life's tough......It's even tougher if you're stupid."
-John Wayne"....~

GAH! IT'S....IT'S....PEANUT BUTTER!!!! *Shriek!!!*

It couldn't be something I don't care about like, oh say, tofu....

http://www.fda.gov/oc/opacom/hottopics/salmonellatyph.html


Don't buy anymore peanut butter until otherwise notified. And if you have unopened peanut butter, get rid of it. If you've already ate out of it, I wouldn't worry about it.


http://www.fda.gov/oc/po/firmrecalls/kellogg201_09.html
http://www.fda.gov/oc/po/firmrecalls/MN01_09.html
http://www.fda.gov/oc/po/firmrecalls/CT01_09.html
http://www.fda.gov/oc/po/firmrecalls/peanutcorp201_09.html

Kellogg Company Announces Voluntary Nationwide Recall of Austin® and Keebler® Branded Peanut Butter Sandwich Crackers and Select Snack-Size Packs of Famous Amos® And Keebler® Soft Batch Peanut Butter Cookies Because of Possible Health Risk

Media Contact:
Kris Charles,
269-961-3799

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE -- BATTLE CREEK, Mich. -- January 16, 2009 -- Kellogg Company today announced a voluntary recall of certain Austin® and Keebler® branded Peanut Butter Sandwich Crackers and select snack-size packs of Famous Amos® Peanut Butter Cookies and Keebler® Soft Batch Homestyle Peanut Butter Cookies because the products have the potential to be contaminated with Salmonella. No other products are involved in this recall.

On January 14, Kellogg announced a precautionary hold on the sandwich crackers while FDA and other authorities investigated Peanut Corporation of America (PCA), one of Kellogg's peanut paste suppliers for these crackers. PCA has expanded their earlier recall to include peanut paste and peanut butter, prompting Kellogg to immediately announce this recall and to include the above- mentioned cookie and cracker products.

"The actions we are taking today are in keeping with our more than 100-year commitment to providing consumers with safe, high-quality products," said David Mackay, president and CEO, Kellogg Company. "We apologize for this unfortunate situation."

Salmonella is an organism which can cause serious and sometimes fatal infections in young children, frail or elderly people, and others with weakened immune systems. Healthy persons infected with Salmonella often experience fever, diarrhea (which may be bloody), nausea, vomiting and abdominal pain. In rare circumstances, infection with Salmonella can result in the organism getting into the bloodstream and producing more severe illnesses such as arterial infections (i.e., infected aneurysms), endocarditis and arthritis. For more information on Salmonella, please visit the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's Website at http://www.cdc.gov.

Consumers who have purchased the recalled products are urged to destroy the product. Consumers with questions or who would like a refund may contact the Kellogg Consumer Response Center at 877-869-5633. Consumers with questions or concerns about their health should contact their doctor.

Products impacted by the recall were produced on or after July 1, 2008, including:

• Austin® Quality Foods Cheese Crackers with Peanut Butter - all sizes
• Austin® Quality Foods Cheese & Peanut ButterSandwich Crackers – all sizes
• Austin® Quality Foods Mega Stuffed Cheese Crackers with Peanut Butter – all sizes
• Austin® Quality Foods PB & J Cracker Sandwiches – all sizes
• Austin® Quality FoodsSuper Snack Pack Sandwich Crackers
• Austin® Quality Foods Chocolate Peanut Butter Sandwich Crackers – all sizes
• Austin® Quality Foods Toasty Crackers with Peanut Butter – all sizes
• Austin® Quality Foods Reduced Fat Cheese & Peanut Butter Sandwich Crackers
• Austin® Quality Foods Reduced Fat Toasty Crackers with Peanut Butter Sandwich Crackers
• Austin® Quality FoodsCookie/Cracker Pack
• Austin® Quality FoodsVariety Pack
• Keebler® Cheese & Peanut Butter Sandwich Crackers – all sizes
• Keebler® Toast & PB'n J Flavored Sandwich Crackers – all sizes
• Keebler® Toast & Peanut Butter Sandwich Crackers – all sizes
• Famous Amos® Peanut Butter Cookies (2- and 3-ounce)
• Keebler® Soft Batch Homestyle Peanut Butter Cookies (2.5-ounce)

So anyway, just so you know...Don't do it.

glazed onions

Difficult To Tell If T.J. Maxx Hit Hard By Recession

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I Will Do Whatever It Takes To Restore Your Faith In My Excuses

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Spider Eggs Hatch In Bush's Brain

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Winehouse, Husband Divorcing

Blake Fielder-Civil has filed for divorce, claiming wife Amy Winehouse has been unfaithful. What do you think?

Li Huang,
Systems Analyst
"First there's a terrorist hit out on her, and now she's getting divorced? For anyone other than Amy Winehouse, this week would be a personal low."

Steven Schramm,
Window Washer
"I can see why she might want to stray. Her home life seemed so dull. She must have felt trapped, and bored."

Alexander O'Sullivan,
Train Inspector
"Infidelity? That seems like a rather pedestrian reason to divorce Amy Winehouse."

ONLY IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN II: Electric boogaloo

When found trying to put out a fire by peeing on it...

MISSAUKEE COUNTY FIREFIGHTER ACCUSED OF DRIVING FIRE TRUCK WHILE DRUNK
A Missaukee County Firefighter won't be fighting fires in the county
anytime soon.  His own chief called police when he suspected he was
driving a fire truck drunk.  The sheriff says the firefighter was
returning from a fire December 27th when he was pulled over and arrested.
Doug Shaw is accused of driving the truck back from the scene while
intoxicated.  He pleaded not guilty.  The Lake Missaukee Fire Chief says
it was only after Shaw drove away that night he was told Shaw might be
drunk.  That's when he called police.  He says Shaw will be suspended.

Top Notch Dog Obedience School

From: John Sagittarius

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/handbag.asp
http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/https.asp

Only in Northern Michigan




CRAWFORD COUNTY SLEDDING ACCIDENT INJURES FIVE
A scary scene unfolded at a popular sledding hill in Crawford County when
5 people tried making it to the bottom on an old car hood.  They were all
taken to the hospital after the accident on Mt. Frederic.  The Frederic
Fire Chief says the accident happened Sunday afternoon at the former ski
resort, now used primarily as a sledding hill.  He says the group went
through a large ditch and all were thrown from the car hood.  One adult
had to be airlifted to a Saginaw hospital with back injuries.  Four teens
were taken to Grayling Mercy Hospital.  They were all from the Roscommon
and Gaylord areas.

Fwd: snow and oh, more snow

Compliments of http://www.weather.com/
The weather channel!

Date		Forecast	Hi	Lo	POP
Thu Jan 08		Few Snow Showers	25°F	16°F	30%
Fri Jan 09		PM Snow Showers and more	25°F	20°F	30%
Sat Jan 10		AM Snow Showers	24°F	11°F	50%
Sun Jan 11		Cloudy	24°F	18°F	10%
Mon Jan 12		Snow Shower	23°F	11°F	40%
Tue Jan 13		Few Snow Showers    Oh and guess what?	17°F	0°F	30%
Wed Jan 14		Few Snow Showers	12°F	3°F	30%

♫ Sleigh bells ring are you listening...In the lane a car is glistening....A tragic sight, it ditch slid last night, walking in a icy, snowy, unforgivably cold and dangerous wonderland....♫

Jesus deserves an apology....So get busy!

My sister in law works for a company that has clients, and one of the clients called up and was very upset and was named Jesus ( pronounced "Hey-soose").
My sister in law, being the good company employee, put a post it note on her monitor that said, "Jesus deserves an apology".


...And he does now doesn't he?

Get busy and repent today.