Captions are King but Michigan Headlines are bizarre and even more bizarre...The rest of the nation....

O'Brien prepares to say goodbye
One of the taller breeds of red head....

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Conan O'Brien Jokes About Next Career Move: I Will Do Nudity

GAH!

Is bathing just once a week healthy?

Next question....

How will NASA defend Earth against killer asteroids and comets?

The same way we always have, we'll send a team of unlikely heroes into space lead by Bruce Willis while Frodo goes off and marries his jail bate girl friend and literally heads for the hills on a bike......Do you people not watch movies?

Smiling Britney Spears Attends Court Hearing

How come that headline doesn't surprise me? I almost expect "Britney Spears Attends Court Hearing for Competency".

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