Pete Yates and Captain Obvious!

From the Desk of Pete Yates!
Some peoples kids!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2759159/Jail-let-prisoner-grow-dope-in-his-cell.html
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Captain Obvious, protector and defender of all that is obvious! Headlines from local Michigan and National News organizations that just are so freakin obvious....Or just plain bizarre...

Winter accident
It's snowing again, do you know where your children are?

'Maytag Repairman' visits Saginaw
???

U of M Flint students robbed on campus
....Like that never happens....

GM announces management changes
....That should just be an ongoing headline....Like, "Today's Weather Forecast"- "GM Management Changes".

Kia dealership opens in Genesee County
YEE HA!!!

This is what I mean, this is a headline from a different day....Tell me how this differs from "GM Management Changes"?
MidMichigan's reactions to GM leadership change

H1N1 vaccine rules loosened, more change seen
You no longer need to have a sore throat....Just an inability to function as a normal human being will suffice to warrant being called "afflicted with H1N1"....
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So Fred... What's with the lights?



Same house, different song....

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The Onion!
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Obama Tells Nation He's Going Out For Cigarettes 'I'll Be Right Back' Claims Commander In Chief

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/99468

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