From The Desk of Pete Yates and Michigan Headlines!

FROM THE DESK OF PETE YATES!!!

Cross dressing, drunk, trespassing, four year olds....Because we truly live in the end times....
http://www.wrcbtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=11689145
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Northern Michigan and Central Michigan Headlines!

If you haven't done it yet, run and do it now because.....
1 day left to comment on Dow Dioxin cleanup

For some people...Cool Runnings needs a sequel....And these people live in Michigan....
Kenyan Olympic speedskaters learn in Michigan

Because people here are bustin wid de Benjamins!
'Missing Kid' Charity scam busted

And because a new one in Michigan is always newsworthy!
New MidMichigan auto dealership

Mid-Michigan doctor seeks out family to help
I should imagine that will not be a hard search around here!
H1N1 recall: Parents don't worry
Because their children have already had it and given it to the entire family so, what's to worry?

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The Onion

Could be up there with Northern Michigan Headlines!!
Henry Ford Modernizes Production

  Honestly this might be the headline from that era....
Obsessive Freak Abner Doubleday Forces Locals To Play Nonsensical Game
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National News Headline!

Roy Disney has died
Mouse and Eisner brought in for questioning.





Thanks and come again....Try the veal....





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