If you read it like someone reading a really positive script for a car dealership, then it's funnier than heck.
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OVERWHELMING SUPPORT TO BRING PRISONERS TO BALDWIN AREA!
TWO BREAK-IN SUSPECTS SET TO BE ARRAIGNED TODAY IN OTSEGO COUNTY!
FUN CONTINUES AT TRAVERSE CITY'S NATIONAL CHERRY FESTIVAL!
Everyone sing!!!
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Nation About Due For Big Cult Suicide
WASHINGTON—The FBI has advised Americans to steel themselves for the grisly details of 'a big group of weirdos knocking themselves off in a bizarre fashion.'
Jilted Hasbro CEO Laughs Coldly As Scrabble Destroys Another Relationship
July 7, 2009 | Issue 45•28
PAWTUCKET, RI—Bitter, maniacal laughter sounded from the eternal winter of Hasbro CEO Mortimer Z. Hassenfeld's office chambers Monday as yet another relationship fell to the diabolical machinations of his company's popular board game Scrabble.
Biden Requests To Be Named Special Envoy To Reno
WASHINGTON—Saying there are national security matters that 'need sorting out down there,' Vice President Joe Biden requested Friday an appointment as special envoy to the city of Reno, NV. Saying he had already done some of the preliminary work necessary to establish relations with the city, Biden assured President Obama that he had even made significant headway with a local dignitary named Candi. 'Though the United States has not, historically, found it necessary to establish diplomatic relations within our own boundaries, the vice president did make a very convincing argument,' White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel said. 'Although I'm not sure why he was so insistent about getting diplomatic immunity for the weekend.' While Obama was noncommittal about the appointment, he did grant Biden the special 26E2BVP license plate the vice president had been asking about for months.
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