Only in Northern Michigan....

http://www.9and10news.com


MAN ACCUSED OF THREATENING SOO EVENING NEWS
stop giggling...I'm not kidding...This is serious....
(oddly that's the same phrase my mother used when she tried to tell me about the birds and the bees...)

(that alone is ......silly beyond conception....However, as always...It gets better....)
Police are trying to figure out the motive behind a man's threats towards
a Sault Ste. Marie newspaper.  They say he pretended to have a gun while threatening the Soo Evening News Wednesday morning.
(He was yelling at a vending machine and a stack of the paper!)
 Police arrested James Jollineau.  They say he left the evening news building, but made more
threats to someone else before being arrested in a nearby alley.  When he got to jail, he tried to hit an officer. 
While the motive is still unclear, police say alcohol may have been a factor.
(ya think?)
Police say they did not find a gun.
(However they did find some issues of the Tuesday Soo Evening News that was sneering at people and making rude remarks...So clearly it had it coming).

  As long as the dirndl's and bloomencrans are safe we can all breathe easy!

(???.....................And this is news in Northern Michigan.....Try the veal, I'm here all week....)

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