Oh look, more viruses...How quaint....
http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/valentine.asp
So what your saying is that, like the monks who copied the bible by hand and did art work to embellish them thus relieving themselves of boredom....Biscuit tin artists included nude and sexually explicit scenes to relieve themselves of....<insert your own explanation>....
http://www.snopes.com/business/hidden/biscuittin.asp
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| SETH'S BEDROOM—'I am more powerful than the most powerful man on earth, who is me,' shouted Huntarr the Warrior, after performing the splits for no apparent reason. |
Cheney Dunk Tank Raises $800 Billion For Nation
WASHINGTON—'The water's great,' said Dick Cheney after being dunked by a third-grader. 'Hopefully your unemployed dad can give you enough money for another turn.'
Arizona Super Bowl Viewers Shown Pornography
Comcast cable subscribers in Tucson, AZ were surprised when a 30-second clip interrupted the final minutes of the Super Bowl. What do you think?
Erin Kopsak,
Systems Analyst
"Oh, that was porn? I thought that was what was happening on the Kiss Cam."
Clay Yonda,
Environmental Services Supervisor
"That's strange. Up where I live, we just had the Penguin interrupt the broadcast and threaten to bring Gotham City to its knees if we didn't give him $10 million."
Albert Korein,
Collections Clerk
"That was the only part of the Super Bowl that I understood."
Area Throat-Clearer To Go See Movie
CARBONDALE, PA—Local throat-clearer Leon Pollack, 32, confirmed with reporters Tuesday that he planned to see the 6:15 p.m. showing of the World War II epic Defiance at the Regal Cinema 16 on East Main Street. 'I'm really looking forward to this movie,' Pollack said while drinking a large glass of whole milk. 'And afterwards, I'm thinking I might—hurrrm…hurrrrrrrm! Excuse me. I'm thinking I might go to the reading room at the library for a couple of hours.' After downloading a new 'La Cucaracha' ring tone for his cell phone, Pollack went to pick up two of his friends, an 87-year-old woman who doesn't follow plotlines well and a colicky 2-month-old.
'This Is The Happiest Day Of My Life,' Lies Man Holding Baby
PASADENA, CA—After estimating that he had held her long enough, Dan Rudloff quickly found a suitable candidate to whom he could relinquish control of the infant.--
~ There comes a time in your life when you have to stop blaming your parents for all the inadequacies of your own personality and start just accepting that you are in charge of your own bills for the psychiatrist....~
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