And now a word from Snopes.....

http://www.snopes.com/food/tainted/cutonions.asp
Leave my sammich alone....

http://www.snopes.com/photos/military/airman.asp
Okay as a general rule, I don't put anything from Snopes on here without it being true...But in this instance, I think this would be a refreshingly hilarious sight.

http://www.snopes.com/luck/stjoseph.asp
It also helps if you keep a voodoo doll of your competition handy and stick them with needles alot. That's how much this will help....Why isn't this under glurge?



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