Speaking of Onion's

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Spam Sales On The Rise

Sales of Spam, the Hormel canned-ham product, have increased 11 percent in the first quarter of this year. What do you think?

Julie Porter,
Receptionist
"Spam is still a bit too pricey. I'm going to have to settle on Spologna."

Max Emmerson,
Systems Analyst
"It never left my table."

Don Hazeltine,
Camp Counselor
"Somebody should make a movie about this."

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