Thursday, July 29, 2010

Ah Michigan, a wealth of spoiled natural resources....

One Million Gallons of Oil May be in Kalamazoo River
Or one million gallons of oil are in the Kalamazoo river....
Oh why the hell not? I mean, here's how I thought when the oil spill happened in the gulf,
"Well, at least the oil in the gulf isn't in one of the worlds largest bodies of fresh water....Right?"
Oh no, if we can screw it up we will....
As stated by some old guy, possibly a Jedi knight of some sort..."Everything that happens effects everything else...."

Maybe I said that...But it does hold true.

And Michigan (like a child who wants attention) will go out of its way to show how bad one state can get.

Oh Michigan, my Michigan....


Southern Michigan is learning that devastating oil spills aren't limited to the Gulf Coast. Crews were working Wednesday to clean up an estimated 877,000 gallons of oil that coated birds and fish as it poured from a pipeline leak into the Kalamazoo River. Governor Granholm toured the area by helicopter Tuesday night and said more resources are needed.

Really? Ya think?

Michigan did not make the cut in a second round of the Race to the Top Competition.

No surprise there.

Hundreds of Volunteers Work Around the Clock to Make TCFF Possible

Traverse City Film Festival....I wonder if they have a Michael Moore film called MICHIGAN: IT CAN HAPPEN HERE!!!
Traverse City Film Festival Kicks Off First Day
Downtown Traverse City was buzzing with people enjoying the first day of the Traverse City Film Festival- And oil disaster....
All we need is some undead ghouls running about eviscerating people and eating their ribs with red sauce and we may have some real significant anarchy going on here.
____________________________________________________________________________________________
Sent to me by Canadian Model and Aspiring Diva Liz Lashmar
Look what made Yahoo's odd news page!!

Mich. couple ties knot among store's size 8 shoes - Yahoo! News


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100727/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_shoe_aisle_wedding

Well, Mount Pleasant already has a casino, why not include some unique ways to get married there too? Soon they'll have slots in the Chinese take out places and Elvis impersonators grazing freely on the campus of CMU.

______________________________ONION_____________________________________________
Newly Discovered Documents Shed Light On Nation's Creepy Founding Uncles

Man Has Mosquito On The Run


Lady Gaga Kidnaps Commissioner Gordon


and just when you thought life was boring.....


New Technological Breakthrough To Fix Problems Of Previous Breakthrough

.·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·.•·.·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·..·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·..·´¯`·.·•.·:*¨¨*:·.

Insert Rocky and Bullwinkle tune here<----->

No comments:

Caption of the moment

By Dirigo:


Meanwhile, in the Gulf of Mexico...

About Me

Blog Archive