PURE MICHIGAN *snort* .....

This is so "Only In Michigan" .....And Wisconsin....

Dairy Festival Kicks Off in Traverse City
Get this:
Colantha Walker was a legendary dairy cow that produced nearly 10 times the annual average amount of milk from 1916 to 1932. Today her spirit was celebrated with bocce ball, a pancake breakfast and a parade down to her final resting place.

<one eyebrow raised in your direction>

Deputies ask for help in Mecosta County vandalism

...Or reasons why we need concrete mailboxes.

New EPA Regulations Have Dairy Farmers Crying Over Spilled Milk
DON'T DO IT!!! PEOPLE WILL CALL YOU A MARY!!!!

But get this:
Environmental Protection Agency intends to classify milk as a hazardous waste; in the same category as oil. That means, farmers would have to come up with an oil spill prevention plan which could cost them thousands of dollars.


For cereal guys? Are you going to start classifying bird poop as hazardous too because there's tons of that just randomly on statues, cars, sideways etc.....
What about rain water? How's about farts? Mercy knows that they smell hazardous....


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~*Pax tecum*~
May peace be with you.