Only in Northern Michigan

.....Really....Only in Northern Michigan are these the most important headlines of the day on a Sunday.

Classic Cars Descend Upon Central Lake
In an act reminiscent of 1950's scifi flicks...Cars descended upon a central lake and proceeded to park around the lake and drink bottles of 10W 40 motor oil until the wee hours of the morning.
No arrests were made but there were many complaints of loud exhausts, intermittent honking.

Group Uses Health Fair to Raise Drug Awareness
Well of course we're aware of Drugs....Thank God! I mean, a day without Xanax is a day without clarity, saneness, or sunlight.

Beal City and Shepherd win baseball state titles
Titles like: Field of Dreams
                A league of Their Own
                Bull Durham.

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