A Plethora of annoyances for your discernment! ONLY IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN, The Onion headlines and FROM THE DESK OF PETE YATES!

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/97977
WASHINGTON—In what government officials are calling a stirring testament to the leadership and foresight of late U.S. president Ronald Reagan, nearly $20 trillion in low denomination bills were discovered this week buried in the White House Rose Garden.
Sealed in hundreds of old mason jars, crumpled shoe boxes, socks, metal tins, and oven mitts, the financial windfall is believed to have been stashed away by Regan, then 76, during his second term.
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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/97947
Outrageous Pictionary Drawing To Go Down In Area Family Lore

September 14, 2009 | Issue 45•38

IONIA, MI—A heated game night Pictionary match at the Anderson household ended memorably this past Friday, just moments after Aunt Denise somehow managed to guess Uncle Don's clumsily drawn sketch of a carburetor, in what family sources are calling "one for the record books."
"It was just so funny," Caroline Anderson said of the game-winning drawing, a crude, misshapen scribble that those present could not believe resulted in a correct response. "Here's this weird thing that looks like something a kid would draw, and all of a sudden Denise throws up her hands and yells, 'Carburetor!'"

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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/97834
A Smoove Evening

By Smoove B
Love Man

September 10, 2009 | Issue 45•37
The last year has been full of challenges and heartbreak for Smoove B. His one true girl continues to ignore his many heartfelt pleas to join together again like two stars that have collided in outer space and formed one larger, red-hot star. It fills Smoove with much sadness and causes him to take long, slow walks in the rain, but Smoove has to accept the fact that she will not be coming back to him.

The plan to seduce Michelle Obama in both body and soul has also not moved forward during the last few months. She and her people have stopped returning Smoove's phone calls, and his letters, and the elaborately arranged fruit sculptures he has assembled from the earth's most exotic produce.

Also, I think I am on some kind of FBI watch list now.

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Sent to me by a good friend and capper Cyberbeast ....

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Strangly not surprised coming from Oklahoma....
What kind of example of a man are you giving the child in the cart?
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FROM THE DESK OF PETE YATES!

It's not too far from Michigan....She's probably from like Gaylord or something...Maybe she was so engrossed in the character that she was thinking, "Well what would a Gorilla do?"

http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/dpp/news/banana_thief_gorilla_suit_september_8_2009

 
Banana Thief in Gorilla Suit Not Charged
Fond Du Lac will not extradite woman

Published : Tuesday, 08 Sep 2009, 8:40 AM CDT

FOND DU LAC, Wis. - A woman wanted for stealing a styrofoam banana from a gas station in Wisconsin while wearing a gorilla suit will not be charged.

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