The Onion and Who was that crazy guy at the U.N.?

George W. Bush Chuckles To Self Upon Thinking About How He Was President Of The United States For Almost A Decade

DALLAS—'Huh,' uttered the amused former world leader, reflecting upon how for eight years he controlled the executive branch.

Spatial Skills Abandon Area Man During Search For Correct Tupperware Lid

WATERVILLE, ME—The ability to judge different sizes and shapes was inexplicably lost on Waterville resident John Wyatt on Tuesday as he struggled to find the correct lid for a plastic container of chicken salad.


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Where's my gun?

I straddle this line between love and hate…

Everyday it seems I straddle it like an uneasy horse.

I stand at the mirror and wonder

How long I can straddle the line and still maintain my own sanity…

I straddle this line between love and hate…

I straddle it like a rickety fence in the back of a lot

Of broken cars and bikes that have been discarded…

Where's my gun? Oh, yea, it's good I don't have bullets for my gun…

Because it could make the difference.

-Sharon Shrum Kindig